The lyrics:
My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing.
A ghost, stored life savings.
Stand aside, my bum is 5 foot wide.
My mate boiled my willy.
I'm so fat I broke the toilet!
Six toilets actually.
I fell for a sexy robot!
I paint with my boobies.
A physic dog has healing powers.
There's a time wrap in my loo.
Mosquitoes made me pregnant.
I fart on men's faces for money.
I'm so fat I broke the toilet!
Six toilets actually.
I fell for a sexy robot!
I paint with my boobies.
With my boooobiiiesss, yeah.