Britney Spears' "I Wanna Go" Tries and Fails With Robots and Creepy Sexual Innuendo

Britney Spears, our favorite almost-30-year-old, meltdown-prone mom is trying to keep her music videos sexy. It isn't working and here are some lowlights from her new vid for "I Wanna Go."

Robots. People keep turning into androids. The video ends with a guy giving her a handful of seashells before winking at the camera with a glowing eye and cackling. It's a total Wacko Jacko ripoff. And sad to say, this ain't a "Thriller," Brit.

Spiked boots. Not kinky, just creepy.

Creepy sexual innuendos. A guy pours milk all over his face while driving with Britney in the passenger seat. Again, creepy. And stupid.

Man in a plastic crown. Maybe you hadn't heard, but even Burger King realized this was a bad idea.

All we can say is WTF, Britney?

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cross...l_innuendo.php

CROSS HARDER next time bish!!!

She should have released a remix with Chris Brown. It would be a surefire hit.

#FLOP thread!

Enough with these electro pop trash. Go buy RESPECT on itunes!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/itunes-u/...ce/id419023976

Miami hew???

oh please!

Mods please lock this thread

she needs to do a colabo wit queen katy #justsaying

Beyonce's Run the World didn't fail at all and she didn't have to be sexual, use robots, or have any gimmicks. She just danced and she slayed.

Call me when Britney does such a thing.

And then they follow the "review" with this:

DEATH.

Not even Queen Riri's S&M rihmix could save her from this ****ery.

Britney remains unbothered!

a TRUE artist doesn't need to be promoted using a Nickelodeon tv show


But what can you expect from Brit? She needs to step aside. New queen is her to SLAY

She just needed to go beg the female version of Jesus for another remix to make that thing a hit.

She is a wannabe. Why she tryna jack my fave's swag? Bish getcho own mind.

Bitch needs to try harder. Artist ******** still, fresh with every new "Song Title"

When is the remix for IWG coming out?

Yes, the pink hair = she's dying to be just like Avril; specially now...