....that when my teacher said Virgin Mary, Virgin was a religion.
So when someone said "I'm a virgin!" in a movie, I thought it was they were referring to a religion.

You didn't have to insert your dick into a puss to conceive a child..It just laid there..like a snake in the grass..and somehow a baby was made.

When I was a child, I thought everything was American.

I thought people would born like I'd see them like I thought adults were born that way already and I was really sad for the fact that I was born so little and would never grow up

.... peanuts grew on trees.

Lol, I thought that too!

As a child, I also believed everyone was born at the same time as me, even the adults!

...I thought my friend was lying when she told me that babies come from a man putting his penis into a woman's vagina

actually someone told me men could give birth...I was wondering how that'd happen. I was a very gullible child.

That girls couldn't poop.

Straight boys could play with barbies too.

When I was a child, I thought girls have dicks too but are just inside their vagina

that Gwen and her Bandmates in No Doubt were really not in good terms as I saw them in their Don't Speak music video

that Madonna is British....

I thought I was living in a story book, and someone's parents were reading the story to their child, and when they finished the story, I would die. As I got a little older, I imagined I was just a character in a game and someone was controlling me (like The Sims).

I was a strange, strange child.

...that addition and multiplication were the same thing.

....I thought Beyoncé's hair was real.

I thought that too!

That The Tipton was a real hotel