Discussion: When I was a child, I thought... - Page 8

ManDown

...that Madonna was the queen of music. And not in the whole picking titles for artists way. I thought she was actually the queen and had authority over any and every artist.

03BDegg

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Originally posted by ManDown

...that Madonna was the queen of music. And not in the whole picking titles for artists way. I thought she was actually the queen and had authority over any and every artist.

I thought this about Mariah and Toni!!

ManDown

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Originally posted by 03BDegg

I thought this about Mariah and Toni!!

I didn't know who Mariah and Toni were until I was 7 or 8. I heard their music all the time, but I didn't know their names.

I also thought that Michael Jackson was a woman for a short period of time.

Sunderland 4ever

... that eye pupils never moved.

Matty

When I was a child, I thought... that Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny were scary people so every time Christmas, Easter, and I lost a tooth came around I got scared, started crying, and couldn't sleep.

That made my parents tell me they were all fake at a very very young age so I would calm my ass down lol

TrinityDanger

When I was a child I thought my parents had cut off my sisters penis because she had been bad...

Thisisit

That in movies where people were eaten by sharks or whatever, they actually had to sacrifice the actors and film it

I didn't see how they could possibly fake it.

ManDown

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Originally posted by thisisit

That in movies where people were eaten by sharks or whatever, they actually had to sacrifice the actors and film it

I didn't see how they could possibly fake it.

Me too!

I always thought that actors had to actually die in horror movies when they'd be shot, stabbed, etc. I thought it was really silly that people were dying for a stupid movie.

$CBCOOL$

....that the sun and moon were the same.

Robert

Preservatives in food preserved your body when you died and drinking sunny D stopped you getting pregnant.

iLays

Tha majority of cleaning products were edible. They smell like candy ****

fabian_phipps

That the sun goes down every night.

Allstar

That I could walk next to the car, because it looks so slow when you're in the car.

Neptune

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Preservatives in food preserved your body when you died and drinking sunny D stopped you getting pregnant.

I think everyone I know believed that as a kid.

Chris191

I thought I was Italian because evry kid in my class was Italian

ChapStick

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Originally posted by ManDown

That was how I felt as I got older. When I found out they were fake, I would still be worried that they would somehow come and get me. That happened to me on Halloween, too. I would put a bunch of stuff in front of my door, hide a knife under my pillow, and wait for Michael to come. Looking back, I had a really messy childhood.

Lol! Those were the days...

Quiqui4eva

... meat was made from Publix

... a virgin only had to do with a Virgin Piña Colada.

... My parents prayed to god to have a child and I was sent down from the clouds in heaven to be with them!

Quiqui4eva

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Originally posted by TrinityDanger

When I was a child I thought my parents had cut off my sisters penis because she had been bad...

ZeroGravity

When two people kiss, they make a baby

Thisisit

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Originally posted by ManDown

Me too!

I always thought that actors had to actually die in horror movies when they'd be shot, stabbed, etc. I thought it was really silly that people were dying for a stupid movie.

I just thought it was horrific

even when i realized it wasn't real, I just couldn't get my head around how they make movies. Like when went to the cinema I'd spend the whole time wondering HOW they managed that shot or effect.

I also thought "butt-sex" was when two men just sort of rubbed their asses together