Details over Osama shocking and mysterious death leak onto the internet.
New details over the Osama bin laden , most wanted man In the world, death have leaked onto the internet. Documents posted on the website "wiki-leaks" have indicated that the raid that brought about the ultimate demise of Osama was inspired, shockingly so, by Britney Spears (29). "Operation Neptune Spear", a nod to Britney herself, was conceived after FBI Agent Sarah Walker (32) watched a David Letterman episode. The pop princess was a feature of David's regular top 10 segment, were she listed 10 things that would be different if Spears were president. The list ranged from if I were president I'd be "The first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon." to "Every presidential conference would feature a costume change" but it was not theses statements that struck a cord with the FBi agent but, statement no.6.
Upon seeing this, Walker reported it to her superiors immediately believing this could be the tactic that would finally lead to the capture of Osama. Proceeding from their progressed rapidly, the anti-terrorist squad contacted Ms. Spears and she was more than willing in offering her advice for the investigation. Vast amounts of "Circus Fantasy" were shipped to the middle east and sprayed from helicopters in attempt to lure Osama to said locations, but in the end the helicopters were not needed. Tho it may of seemed odd that Osama base in which he was situated in was so close to the Pakistan military base can now be made sense of. Due to the fact that large quantity's of the perfume "Circus Fantasy' were stored in the base, providing a fixed beacon of perfume that Osama was unable to resist. This lead to his eventual discovery & death, and thus ends the story of how Britney Spears brought about the capture/death of the most wanted man on the planet.
