BURGER KING vs. McDONALD
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Burger King: Where them Better Burgers At, Where them Better Burgers At, Where They At, Where They At, Where They At
BK = innovation. First to introduce the dine-in concept, & drive-through food service, an idea quickly adopted by McDonald’s. Many people choose to have it their way with flame-broiled burgers, as opposed to fried grease dripping burgers of the McProletariat. No wonder so many wanna go go go all the way- to BK.
McProletariat: Do you hate your taste buds?
Why put yourself through this cruel, unusual punishment? With mascots such as a burger thief, the reign of terror of the golden arches goes throughout the world corrupting the youth. Think of the children. ‘A man who dares to waste one hour of time at McDonald’s has not discovered the value of life.’ - Darwin
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Mickey Godamn D's: I'm loving it and you best believe that I'll be coming back for more.
Serving over 58 million customers a day, McDonalds proves itself to be the best fast food restaurant and honestly ... would over a billion customers lie? I don't think so. In 1940, the McDonald brothers began a new, quick, efficient service system that started a trend in the fast food market.
Flop King: Have it your way, because we're some lazy ass motherf**kers and we're definitely not making the food for you.
After the success of McDonalds, Mr. Kramer and Mr. Burns (not to be confused with the Simpsons character) waited thirteen years to create a carbon copy of McDonalds and to avoid any possible lawsuits. Their food is horrendous and they have nothing extravagant at their disposal. Basically, they’re completely unoriginal.
BURGER KING or McDONALD?
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