He loves our country so much.

THAT BITCH.
He comin here while there are ****ing classes.

Cuz he knows that he's only gonna have checks if he perform in Asia Filipinos love him

I still ****ing can't at him tryna cancel my class just for him.

It's the only country he's relevant.

You forgot Indonesia,Malaysia and Singapore bew.

Whoops, my bad.

There are only four countries where he's relevant.

Four countries but still humble at airports.

But still relevant and not flopping

Any autographs from airport personnel? None?

Kyla would be the perfect opening act for his show

Not personnels but flight attendants. Only classy people want his signature.

Anne is better. DEAL WITH IT

And **** charts and sales. I'm only here for talent.

Kyla could do a mash-up of "Don't Tie Me Down" and "The Other Side Of Down"

DAVID ARCHULETA FEATURING KYLA OMGGG

They will OUTSHIT the lessors for sure.

His legendary voice will not match up with the girl who catch her last breath while playing live.

An ode to flopping down the charts. Epic.

I better see that on your countdown

Ch... they will only waste space.

LIES. I know you can't wait to put them on your c/d

Roy, I dont think he would be able to fill up Araneta

Billiejoe, do you regret putting "Crush" on your c/d as one of your "honorary entries?" 60 days on c/d with 16 days at #1?