Discussion: *~~*All My Flops*~~* - Page 5

Beatfreak

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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Beatfreak returns from the dead after being tossed off the side of a cliff during last fall's sweeps month.

Lem continues on the run for this attempted murder, while hitching a ride in the ***** Wagon.... no word on the mysterious partner-in-crime.

ifyouseekLEM

Child services comes to take LCTV and R`0`K`R's baby!!

Knix

Even after appearing on the maury show Chemist still faced hard times.

Deemy

I'm impregnated by Riley Freeman but I'm somehow contemplating about seeking an abortion after rumors swirled of him getting down with the boys in prison. During visting hours after successfully giving him a handjob, my phone rang, I answered, picked up and my heart dropped.

Matty

*puts on reading glasses*

I'm not gonna miss my soaps

ifyouseekLEM

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Originally posted by RyanC

No one can know about our affair...especially my fiancee. Once I marry her and get access to her trust fund, we can be together.

But that could take months since your wife won't be back from Milan until July.....

.....and you can't have the wedding until your daughter returns from boarding school, 10 years older than she was last week, in August!!!

foxaylove

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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Child services comes to take LCTV and R`0`K`R's baby!!

LCTV pulls out a gun on Officer Reeces and Officer Matty.

LCTV

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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Child services comes to take LCTV and R`0`K`R's baby!!

I was too busy promoting the album to care about the kid..

Knix

Tierra finds out how Drais has been on the downlow sleeping with the whole county and starts dancing at night for strange older men

ifyouseekLEM

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Originally posted by AlabasterFierce

Even after appearing on the maury show Chemist still faced hard times.

After feeling down about having such a rough life, Chemist gets trashed at a local bar and attempts to drive home after heavy drinking.

Knix

Sapphire is angry DMF been neglecting her at home and starts getting idea's of stabbing him in his sleep.

ifyouseekLEM

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Originally posted by foxaylove

LCTV pulls out a gun on Officer Reeces and Officer Matty.

Officer Reeces and Officer Matty are immediately rushed to the E.R. where they need blood ASAP.......but they have to find a compatible blood donor!!!

foxaylove

Meanwhile RatedG has been placed in a 51-50 psychiatric hold. Parents made an intervention to check their bi-polar child into an institution after surround himself with thugs like MrCookiepants and Geezushaberdash.

ifyouseekLEM

In a MAJOR turn of events -- Vini attempts to run over his evil twin Vin after "doing lunch".

LCTV

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Originally posted by foxaylove

LCTV pulls out a gun on Officer Reeces and Officer Matty.

Knix

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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

And Alabaster slept with an AIDS infected Deeemy.

Deemy would never!...

ifyouseekLEM

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Originally posted by AlabasterFierce

Alabaster's multi-personality disorder re-awakens and knix arrives destroying him and BBR's House

Knix and Alabaster internally battle with eachother for sole possession of the body!!!

Matty

Quote:

Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Officer Reeces and Officer Matty are immediately rushed to the E.R. where they need blood ASAP.......but they have to find a compatible blood donor!!!

Officer Reeces calls to Andreita for blood which angers Head Chief Ace

foxaylove

Cap10planet slowly creeps up the staircase of Sammi's house. Sammi is sleeping as Cap climbs on top of them and begins to sexually assault Sammi.

Cap was booked in the local Loung jail on two counts, rape and breaking and entering.

Meanwhile the media debates if they should leak Sammi's photo or not.

eegigyy

Whenever I think of blood, I picture this bitch from Mean Girls.