i thought it was Sammy, but that girl... ahm

Classic

who are the fathers ?

I thought it was snooki, thank god

I was hoping it was Jenny.

that dirty little hamster

That boy/girl is gonna be born blind, deaf, and malformed cause all of the syph, ghonorrea, and god knows what else lives in her bush.

At least the baby daddy is someone she has met more than once. And I hope she didn't take the pregnancy test by peeing in the corner of the bar or street. That would be a way to declassify this otherwise tame story for Jersey *****s, I mean Shore.