I think we should have a thread where we share some of out most embarrassing real-life stories, bring us closer together, whatever
I'll go first..
So about 2 years ago, i was on my own in the house one morning. I put on 'Blackout' whilst I was getting my breakfast, getting ready etc. I was wearing just my boxers and an unbuttoned shirt, and I really got into the music and began dancing a lil bit. I turned it up and got carried away, and soon I was going all out like I was on-stage or something. So i'm there, shakin my ass around to Britney Spears playing full blast wearing barely anything, I'm in the hall going for it, and I jump into the living room, still dancing, almost naked, and BAM theres my window cleaner stood at the window. Embarrassed is not the word
Ok It Was 10th Grade, and i was doing science or something, anywayz i was paired up with my at the time crush. i was about
15 at the time, and was about to get my time of the month, during Science i fainted onto the floor, so my partner had to help me to the chair, everyone was looking xD i was pale as a ghost, the teacher said go to the sick bay, and i'm like sure, i stood up and she wouldnt let me, the guy offer to pick me up by his arms, like how the fireman do, but she said no, get a wheelchair, im like WTF? so once it go here, i got a ride of that, blood went all over the seat i was sitting on in seconds, and sitting in the wheelchair rushing to the nurses office didnt look very pretty, so for weeks and months after everyone thought i had a misscarriag, and thought it was my ex bf's baby omg it was so embarrassing, blood all over my clothes and everything.
Sick part is my dad didnt pick up till 6 cause i had a fight with my mum that morning i was walking home with blood on my pants oh good my day couldnt get any worst :s
Well I was at church and after the service we were having this Birthday function for the pastor he was turning 150 or something. Anyways, everybody was having fun, eating food, being glee etc etc however I wasn't having fun like all the rest. I had eaten WAY too much and I had some excess gas that I needed to release OR ELSE. So I go to the corner where nobody's watching looking down on a table trying to look as if I'm reading something keeping myself busy Time goes by and nothing is happening... my ass is refusing to let go of this violent tornado that was whipping up my insides. Then all of a sudden this mother of a friend BUZZES me from behind out of nowhere, I immediately with quickness let out this huge ass noise that sounded like a damn fire alarm. BOY my already red-apple-like cheeks were burning with sensation like an out of control bush fire. Ugh I'll never forget that day.
Ok It Was 10th Grade, and i was doing science or something, anywayz i was paired up with my at the time crush. i was about
15 at the time, and was about to get my time of the month, during Science i fainted onto the floor, so my partner had to help me to the chair, everyone was looking xD i was pale as a ghost, the teacher said go to the sick bay, and i'm like sure, i stood up and she wouldnt let me, the guy offer to pick me up by his arms, like how the fireman do, but she said no, get a wheelchair, im like WTF? so once it go here, i got a ride of that, blood went all over the seat i was sitting on in seconds, and sitting in the wheelchair rushing to the nurses office didnt look very pretty, so for weeks and months after everyone thought i had a misscarriag, and thought it was my ex bf's baby omg it was so embarrassing, blood all over my clothes and everything.
Sick part is my dad didnt pick up till 6 cause i had a fight with my mum that morning i was walking home with blood on my pants oh good my day couldnt get any worst :s
though their was this one guy who was in that class who came up to me the next day asking if was ok, he was like the hot guy all the girls loved, ended up him having a crush on me ever since then and before even at my worst...
There was poem contest! I was like - Ok gonna try this one! All my poems was about king stuff. My teacher was like - Oh You could wear king outfit and it would be so awesome! I was like,- Aren't people come in suit for this kinda contests? She was like - No There gonna be many other peoples in other outfits! I was like - Ok If u say so...
Then i go in to performance room and everyone was looking at me... I was only idiot in King outfit, but everyone was in suits That was so embarrassing!
Sorry for my bad english!
I have alot of embarrassing moments, because im like walking accidents pile!
Well I was at church and after the service we were having this Birthday function for the pastor he was turning 150 or something. Anyways, everybody was having fun, eating food, being glee etc etc however I wasn't having fun like all the rest. I had eaten WAY too much and I had some excess gas that I needed to release OR ELSE. So I go to the corner where nobody's watching looking down on a table trying to like I'm reading some random brochure Time goes by and nothing is happening, my ass is refusing to let go of this violent tornado that was whipping up my insides. Then all of a sudden this mother of a friend BUZZES me from behind out of nowhere, I immediately with quickness let out this huge ass noise that sounded like a damn fire alarm. BOY my already red-apple-like cheeks were burning with sensation like an out of control bush fire. Ugh I'll never forget that day.
That's awful ! I would have run away from there, I would've been too embarrassed...
My turn :
- I accidently hit my mother on the head with my feet while trying to do a gymnastic move (I was a great gymnast when I was younger). I almost knocked her down.
- Once, I went to that gym class and there was a giant hole on my pants (on my "private" areas). I was really embarrassed !
- A girl took off my pants in front of everybody while in summer camp.
- I read someone's diary while in summer camp and he found out about it.
I felt guilty but that guy was an *sshole... I don't know maybe I thought I would be able to understand better why he acted like he did if I searched his deepest thoughts...
- A construction worker caught me dancing to this song in 2002, on the stairway that led to my appartment.
- I insulted my family and some friends of them because I caught them cheating while we were playing cards together. I was 6 years old.
- I accidently broke my sister's arm when I was 8 years old.
- I caught my step father watching the Never Campbell/Denise Richards/Matt Dillon threeway from Wild Things.
- A guy ******* himself while we were celebrating my birthday at Mcdonalds.
I'm not kidding, we were all singing and everything and that guy walked past us, his pants covered in ****. It smelt so f*cking bad.
Well I was at church and after the service we were having this Birthday function for the pastor he was turning 150 or something. Anyways, everybody was having fun, eating food, being glee etc etc however I wasn't having fun like all the rest. I had eaten WAY too much and I had some excess gas that I needed to release OR ELSE. So I go to the corner where nobody's watching looking down on a table trying to look as if I'm reading something keeping myself busy Time goes by and nothing is happening... my ass is refusing to let go of this violent tornado that was whipping up my insides. Then all of a sudden this mother of a friend BUZZES me from behind out of nowhere, I immediately with quickness let out this huge ass noise that sounded like a damn fire alarm. BOY my already red-apple-like cheeks were burning with sensation like an out of control bush fire. Ugh I'll never forget that day.
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Originally posted by Wazzzup
It was pretty embarrassing when I had to change my clothes in the gym but I had poop in my underware and I did not know...
In class the teacher was doing a chart on the table about singers
So the teacher was going round asking for singers, then he went on to rap singers but I didn't know then he looked at me for an answer and I said Lady GaGa
In grade 3 I believe, I think it was last period at school, and my teacher was so scary, she wouldn't let people leave the class for any reason, so I was scared to ask her to go to the bathroom, but then I couldn't take it anymore, so I finally did ask her, too little too late, I pissed on myself before I get to the bathroom and started crying. Then at the end of the day, of course everyone who saw me started laughing and I was still crying.
Well I was at church and after the service we were having this Birthday function for the pastor he was turning 150 or something. Anyways, everybody was having fun, eating food, being glee etc etc however I wasn't having fun like all the rest. I had eaten WAY too much and I had some excess gas that I needed to release OR ELSE. So I go to the corner where nobody's watching looking down on a table trying to look as if I'm reading something keeping myself busy Time goes by and nothing is happening... my ass is refusing to let go of this violent tornado that was whipping up my insides. Then all of a sudden this mother of a friend BUZZES me from behind out of nowhere, I immediately with quickness let out this huge ass noise that sounded like a damn fire alarm. BOY my already red-apple-like cheeks were burning with sensation like an out of control bush fire. Ugh I'll never forget that day.
In grade 3 I believe, I think it was last period at school, and my teacher was so scary, she wouldn't let people leave the class for any reason, so I was scared to ask her to go to the bathroom, but then I couldn't take it anymore, so I finally did ask her, too little too late, I pissed on myself before I get to the bathroom and started crying. Then at the end of the day, of course everyone who saw me started laughing and I was still crying.