President (Teh Monster Queen): Biblio
Vice-President (Teh Monster Princess): Jay
Secretary of State (manages album thread): Hustle
Secretary of the Treasury (manages chart states/sales thread): Monstah
Secretary of Defense (shades and argues): BTrisc
Attorney General (spills tea and provides justice for the oppressed monsters): Kunt
Secretary of the Interior (maintains balance of excitement to prevent overhyping): MrPeanut
Secretary of Agriculture (makes GIFs and uniforms for monsters): omgitsralph
Secretary of Commerce (gets everyone, including the haters excited): Rainbows
Secretary of Labor (works as our bitch): Vertigo Stick
Secretary of Health and Human Services (conducts research on other stanbases and reports back to us): Oshiish
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (keeps monsters in line and puts monster trolls in their place [i.e. Cherry]): Chris101
Secretary of Foreign Affairs (bridges the gap between monsters and the outside world): Vin
Secretary of Transportation (links everybody up to MP3 downloads): Glamophonic
Secretary of Energy (comes up with plans to keep monsters energized to stan for the next few months): Lost_In_Stereo100
Secretary of Education (educates with daily popbars for all of BTWs tracks): Darren-5-08
Secretary of Veteran Affairs (hosts weekly memorials for the good sisses lost in battle): Symphonic
General of Monster Army (head of Monster army who will get killed in war soon

): m-m-m-monster
Government Hooker (has paid sex to promote the album): Hollywood
G.O.A.T. Sex Therapist (spills tea to the sexually unstable monsters and prescribes Gaga blood to boost performance in the vessel): Ømega
G.O.A.T. Shaman (takes us to church and trips us on peyote): Tysen
Court Jester (provides us with beautiful music and if he doesn't we laugh + exile him): Acquo Dei
Executive Belieber (posts GIFs that most monsters hate, but will balance out some of the overexcitement): RobynYoBank
Monster Senators:
TheGeoKing (Intern - A Bomb)
cshumate
Radiance
joestre8
I feel bad for the Monster Senators, which positions would you guys like?