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Originally posted by Hooligan
Dustin seems like more of a douche each episode...
I still like Heather though

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I ****ing hate Dustin.

He's unstable and childish. Worst of all is the fact that when he gets pissed off he starts using the MOST ridiculous
tough guy manner of speaking that I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. It's like
white-boy-trying-his-hand-at-Ebonics meets pissed off redneck and it is quite honestly the most infuriating sound my ears have ever heard.
"You better come correct, son!" Kill yourself, please. Say what you will about Mike being a total dweeb (in comparison to
all these douchebags it's an almost endearing quality), but I LOVED it when he called Dustin out on his alpha male antics and his unjustifiable obsession/sense of ownership with/over Heather. It was so satisfying to watch him get pissed off this week when he lost the go kart race and when he fell off the bull before Adam. Go cry yourself to sleep over a lost race or an innocent game of truth or dare, *****.
At face value Adam should be the most despicable castmate, but at least with Adam there's some sense of predictability. You never know what sort of manic depressive ******** Dustin's going to deal with from week to week. Adam is a by-the-numbers douchebag, he makes no secret of it, and you're sorta just sitting around waiting for him to make his next stupid move. He's that supposed
tough guy who can't function after 2 beers. He's that kid who loves to challenge dudes that would simply pummel his ass because he suffers from a horrible case of
Little Man Syndrome. He's that decidedly average looking dude who only manages to maintain his womanizing credibility by preying on girls who are stupid enough to buy into his
beautifully misunderstood ********. (I'm looking at you, Nany.) You expect to hate him and thus it's not as upsetting when you decide that you actually do hate him as it is when you decide that you hate a guy like Dustin, who from earlier appearances, seemed somewhat normal.
And Nany is
that stupid bitch, the stupid bitch who falls in love with every asshole who's ever committed petty theft or dealt drugs as an adolescent. She can change them, make them reformed, monogamous, upstanding gentlemen, because underneath it all they're really good guys with the capacity to form mature/loving relationships, or so she thinks. If it walks like an asshole, talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole,
it's an asshole. None of the troubled souls you pine after will ever be as misunderstood as you'd like to pretend they are, and your ***** might be good but it won't be enough to keep them from treating you like crap. Cut your losses and find some moderately respectable,
no-criminal-record-having, businessman who will be happy to call you his trophy wife. And aside from just having a penchant for total pricks, Nany's stupid as ****. 90% of the crap she says during each confessional contradicts something she said during her previous confessional. Again, she's a stupid bitch.
I actually hate all of the castmates except Leroy, Naomi and Heather cause they're too irrelevant/unimportant to be hated. Disliking so many people has actually made this season highly entertaining.