We've had a thread for this before. It had 11 pages in 4 days. Post funny conversations you have on Omegle bitch


I just had a conversation with some dumb bitch about role play.

Errbody needs to start the conversation saying "Oh, hi" so we know if we meet anyone from ATRL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 19 year old horny female. looking for a horny lesbian.. (;
You: You've found one
You: ...
You: Hello?
Stranger: you wanna tell me what you'd do to me? (;
You: i wanna eat your crusty ****
Stranger: who ever said my **** was crusty? that's a little bit disgusting.

DEATH.

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello!
You: Were you Born This Way?
Stranger: hllo
Stranger: hello
You:
Stranger: i'm from tunsia
You: Coolness!
You: HAve you heard Lady Gaga's new song?
You: Born This WAy?
You: ???

You: friday
You: friday
You: gettin down on friday
You: partyin partyin YEAH
You: we so excited
Stranger: REBECCAA Blaack! <3

And he still hasn't disconnected. ATRL gerls, this is my future husband (wife?).

tell how it goes gurl!

Stranger: WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE?
You: HAHAHAH
You: FUN FUN FUN FUN
You: xD
Stranger: heybabe u agirl?
Stranger: LOL
You: YASS xD
Stranger: nice ugot any pics 2 see ur gorgeous face
You: HAHAHA
You: WAIT UP
You: GONAN GET IT
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY TOO?
Stranger: yep pu urs il put mine
You: ILL CATCH ONE ON MY PICASAWEB
Stranger: K
You: HEEERE
You: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_v...%20%281%29.jpg
Stranger: **** You
Stranger: asshole
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
Stranger: Go to hell
Stranger: Bitch

"Stranger: horny older guy looking for a young toy to play with"

You: <3
You: i love you.
You: be my soulmate.
You: you're the first person to not disconnect.
Stranger: LOL XD.
Stranger: Whatsup?
You: spreading the word of the good sis rebecca black.
Stranger: Rebecca Black is so awesome :]
You: which seat would YOU take?!
Stranger: I would take the back. cause obviously the front seat only fits two people. but tha rebecca black girl had to stand there and actually think which seat she should take. -.- :]
Stranger: Now your turn which seat would you take?
You: i would take the back. the girl in the pink sort of kind of would be my best friend.
Stranger: Ah true true :P
Stranger: FUN FUN FUN FUN
:]
You: i bought the single on itunes. did you?!
You: it's so close to breaking into the top 20.
Stranger: Nope not yet :]. Is it really? wow :O
You: it's right behind britney spears, pink, and avril. i'm pretty sure we'll see queen rebecca overtake them soon.
You: anyhow, i have to continue my adventures in finding more rebecca stans. i thank you for your time, sis.

I didn't want to end it so soon, but he/she got bland. This just leaves us with a mystery, perhaps I might find her/him in a future Omegle chat, who knows? This has the makes to be an amazing, albeit cliche movie.

READ THIS!!!


Stranger: any girls wanna have some fun on msn or skype?(;
You: Me! But first I've to know If you're Team GaGa or Team Britney?
Stranger: GaGa, seen her live lol
You: Really? Me too. Very often.
Stranger: nice
You: Did you listen to Femme Fatale though?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: so whatcha say wanna vid chat?(;
You: Well...I don't know. I'm very shy. What day is today?
Stranger: today is friday
You: Oh sorry. I totally forgot...gotta get down today! Have some FUN FUN FUN FUN...we so excited.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hahahahahaha...Last question before the vid-chat:
Stranger: skype or msn.?
Stranger: sure
You: Which seat would you take?
Stranger: out of what seats?
You: Front-seat or back-seat. In a random car, driving around with your friend (which is on your right, for example)
Stranger: front seat
You: Ok. sorry have to go now. Gotta have cereal. You know...It's Fry Day. Bye
Stranger: come on vid chat?
You: Gotta make my mind up. Which chat can I taaaaaaaaaake?!
Stranger: wanna do msn or skype?
Stranger: lets do msn. whats your email?
You: [email protected]
You: Can I tell you about my girl Sammy?
Stranger: added
Stranger: sure
You: Well actually her real name is bennet...but we call her Sammy because everyone is calling her Sammy.
You: We made a video. Just for fun.
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: accept the msn?
You: And she was dancing like crazy...very fierce. I was the important girl in the video. The singer.
You: Wait. Have to finish the story.
Stranger: alright
You: Well...And after we uploaded the video on youtube everybody was talking about Sammy/Bennet and her fierce dance. That was MY video. You know. She took my shine. I used to be Beyonce and ended up being Kelly Rowland. And don't get me started on that girl on my left. I don't even know her. Her dancing was terrible.
Stranger: that sucks
You: Well...but in the end everything worked out...we got a lot of views.
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: msn now?
Stranger: ?

Can't believe we all started with Rebecca Black!!!

You tease. I like it.

You: asl
Stranger: 23/f/usa
You: Great. How are you?
Stranger: good, how are you?
You: Fine, so what type of music do you like?
Stranger: what's ur asl?
You: 18m
Stranger: I like pop, techno, rock, and dance
You: Wow great
You: Your favorite artist?
Stranger: lady gaga
You: BAI

You: have you heard the song "friday" ?
Stranger: no
You: it's very popular right now
You: it's a internet sensation
Stranger: who's a author of friday ?
Stranger: where can i listen it ? on youtube ?
You: Rebecca Black.. she's getting popular really fast
You: yea
You: youtube
Stranger: omggggggggg
Stranger: what's this ?
Stranger: haahaa
You: LOL
Stranger: LOL2
Stranger:
Stranger: "Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends "
Stranger: It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
You: "get my bowl, gonna have cereal"
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ahaahah
You: i'm glad you like it LOL
Stranger: you know she want be honestly with audience about her age
Stranger: she is children, so she is singing a text on her level
Stranger: child*
Stranger: sorry,
Stranger:
You: yes, she's 13
Stranger: 13?
Stranger: omg, i thought she's 15
You: im not sure tho
You: skip to 1:13 .. the girl with pink dress does a weird dance with her arms
Stranger: but when she is saying "friiday" - i feel as if i'm hearing a old frog
You: sorry is 1:16
Stranger: yeep i see
You: it's really dumb.. that's why is getting popular worldwide.. but she has the talent.. i guess :x
Stranger: yep, she is ok , but the song is tragedy
Stranger: the funniest is
Stranger: yesterday was thurstady, today is friday
Stranger:
Stranger: "
You: i konw right !! LOL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Getting back on, remember to say "oh, hi" when you start your chat

Stranger: 17 f canada
You: Hey this Lady GaGa
You: You one of my little monsters
Stranger: oh is it now?
Stranger: what's your real name Gaga?
You: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Stranger: googled that up quickly now didn't ya/
You: No
Stranger: are you on tour?
You: yes the monster ball
Stranger: how come you were so late in toronto?
You: The costumes
You: My Born This Way Ball will begin in 2012!
Stranger: oh good excuse
Stranger: yeah what date?
You: June 12

I tried!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh, hi
Stranger: Hello. Would you like to see pictures of dead people? If not, I'll show them to the next stranger. Your call.
You: yes plz
Stranger: links to pics of dead people, I'm not sure though, didn't click.
You: yummy
Stranger: How old was he? How did he die?
You: i dont know, but i wanna **** his corpse
Stranger: Guess ^_^
You: 89, aids