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Hi!! Its story time with Cousin Chammy!!!
Now i've told this story before on another site ( ) after it actually took place.... but iThink as a new member, its only right that I share my experiences so you get a better understanding of me right off the bat. Plus... I have an agenda. Anyway, the date was Dec 11, 2009. Here is the excerpt:
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Should I be worried? 
Man, I'm so demoralized right now  It feels like, in that one awkward moment, my manhood was ripped out of my balls, set on fire, and then thrown under a bus. It all happened so fast. I was drunk, and stumbling my way to the john when I realized I wouldn't be able to stand and piss without toppling over; so I made the morally reprehensible decision of sitting down to urinate. It felt good at the time--completely harmless, right? Wrong!
My girlfriend, worried about me, decided to check up on me (no Beyonce). I was still on the john experiencing urinary euphoria, so little did I know what a huge mistake I was making. She knocked on the door all hard saying "Hey, babe you all right?". I didn't answer. Then she declared something that will forever be engraved in my mind: "I'm coming in". I implored for her to stop immediately, "Nooo! Don't look at me...DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEE"... but lo and behold, she opened the door, and a look of utter disgust came over her innocent face. She had her hand over her mouth and a single tear fell from her eye. I felt like looking up to the sky with my arms out-stretched and letting out a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!". That's how awful I felt.
I was sitting on the toilet... taking a piss... with my pants around my ankles...and my girlfriend caught me. It doesn't get any worse than that. 
Ladies, do you think she will break up with me? Please HELP
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She eventually couldn't take it and ended up commited suicide. Anywaydoe... the reason i'm sharing this story is because now iLooking for love.
Which one of you lucky bachelorettes wanna get the chance to be an adorable thug BAUCE like myself's love thang?  First come, first serve.
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