I come to you with breaking news! An inside source has confirmed that many members of ATRL have been found to have connections to none other than the infamous Team Rocket of Pokémon fame! A quick look at the Team Rocket motto has shown striking similarities to the actions and beliefs of many ATRL members. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband! No one is safe!
A message from Officer Jenny: If you have any additional information as to which ATRL members in particular may actually belong to Team Rocket, please provide their names below!
Jessie: Prepare for trouble... James: Make it double... Jessie: To protect the world from devastation... James: To unite all peoples within our nation... Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love... James: To extend our reach to the stars above... Jessie: Jessie James: James Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
A message from Officer Jenny: If you have any additional information as to which ATRL members in particular may actually belong to Team Rocket, please provide their names below! 
And no, I'm not. Did you even read the thread, or did you just come in here to post that?
