I came in here expecting man-candy to swoon over and I leave disappointed with some 10s incarnation of Vanilla Ice with a Owen Wilson nose, and his ugly cover.
It's the H to the A to the N-K-S
I'm livin' offa dad's largesse
You've read about him in the press
Now shut your mouth and please undress
Straight from the streets of Beverly Hills
I once swiped mama's back pain pills
Don't step to me or I'll get pissed
And my lawyers will mail you a cease-and-desist