Thanks to designer Andrew Christian, who humbly describes himself as "uber-trendy." You might (or, more probable, might not), remember Christian from such high-quality programming as The Janice Dickinson Project and The Fashion Show, and now he's destined for even more fame with his latest offering: The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief. These revolutionary new skivvies feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape (available in black or white models!), that adds around 2 inches to guy's frontal measurement. "Guys want underwear that looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident," says Christian.



http://www.refinery29.com/andrew-chr...-underwear.php


I QUIT.



Thoughts?

what happens when you got a hard on??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That has to be the most retarded thing ever invented. If your junk gets shifted around it'll look like you have two penises.

WOOWWWWWWW!

And secondly, who would you be trying to impress, most people who see you in your underwear, will see you naked, so there's no real point hiding it.

Unless your trying to impress people in the changing room...

Two penises? Is that supposed to be bad?


Just kidding.

What would happen when it's time for receipts

This is so pointless

Well...

I guess it would be interesting. Double the fun, but slightly awkward at the same time. It would be like a two headed dragon.

Exactly.

DEATH!!!

Everywhere male underwear models are cheering since they don't have to use socks anymore lol