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Originally posted by satellites™
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about EarlyMorning. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend 100pounds who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Canada, and Early was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with 100, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-gays pool party, I was like, "Early, I can't invite you, because I think you're straight." I mean I couldn't have a straight boy at my party. There were gonna be guys there in their *underwear*. I mean, right? He was STRAIGHT. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and when he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack. |
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Genius.
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