Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!




********I personally never ever use pick up lines when first meeting someone. Guess I'm naturally reserved + shy about it...

One of the best ****ing threads of ATRL 2010.
Good job Travis

I should try using it. I want to touch.