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Single: Chris Crocker - "Freak of Nature" (Sneak Peek)
Member Since: 11/11/2009
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Originally posted by Willxw
He's not a singer but at least the title is accurate. I'm going to march down to the recording studio and scream like I'm defacating a hard one and will call myself a singer.
Real singers lip synch, will wave their fingers while singing and will tap their fingers on the microphone whilst they are singing like it's to signify something...that's what a real singer does. They also pretend like they're **** is the best **** in the world and no-one can do the songs they are doing no matter how LOUD they are ^^ .
You know who you are Princess 
They also pretend they came up with ideas *cough* Bootylicious *cough* and that they write their own songs *throws shade*.
BTW, the reason I'm so 'mean' is because I'm Xtina and I's the baddest beyootch in town and if you mess with one of my Queens (>>>Gaga, Bey, Brit, Ri, P!) I will sing the skin of your boday.
My long-winded point is Kqueeeny ain't one of them, he need to stick with what he is good at....defending Britney Spears who probably has a restraining order against him. |
you edited your post. is this going to be your first warning point? 
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Member Since: 9/11/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by Willxw
He's not a singer but at least the title is accurate. I'm going to march down to the recording studio and scream like I'm defacating a hard one and will call myself a singer.
Real singers lip synch, will wave their fingers while singing and will tap their fingers on the microphone whilst they are singing like it's to signify something...that's what a real singer does. They also pretend like they're **** is the best **** in the world and no-one can do the songs they are doing no matter how LOUD they are ^^ .
You know who you are Princess
They also pretend they came up with ideas *cough* Bootylicious *cough* and that they write their own songs *throws shade*.
BTW, the reason I'm so 'mean' is because I'm Xtina and I's the baddest beyootch in town and if you mess with one of my Queens (>>>Gaga, Bey, Brit, Ri, P!) I will sing the skin of your boday.
My long-winded point is Kqueeeny ain't one of them, he need to stick with what he is good at....defending Britney Spears who probably has a restraining order against him. |
THE ****IN' SHADE IN THIS.
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Member Since: 9/5/2009
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Quote:
Originally posted by Willxw
He's not a singer but at least the title is accurate. I'm going to march down to the recording studio and scream like I'm defacating a hard one and will call myself a singer.
Real singers lip synch, will wave their fingers while singing and will tap their fingers on the microphone whilst they are singing like it's to signify something...that's what a real singer does. They also pretend like they're **** is the best **** in the world and no-one can do the songs they are doing no matter how LOUD they are ^^ .
You know who you are Princess
They also pretend they came up with ideas *cough* Bootylicious *cough* and that they write their own songs *throws shade*.
BTW, the reason I'm so 'mean' is because I'm Xtina and I's the baddest beyootch in town and if you mess with one of my Queens (>>>Gaga, Bey, Brit, Ri, P!) I will sing the skin of your boday.
My long-winded point is Kqueeeny ain't one of them, he need to stick with what he is good at....defending Britney Spears who probably has a restraining order against him. |
WTF 
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Yes this would be my first point. But everything I have said is completely true. If it were false that would be a different story.
All the Queens can sing the skin of him even Katy, Ke$ha and Ri-ri (on a good day) and yes his lameness needs to stick what he is good at, which is...defending Britney who I can only dream that she has a restraining order against him. Even she claimed that she is not in contact with him and wants nothing to do with him.
Just because you go down to a "studio" and you record a song it doesn't mean you are a singer..professionally anyways. I am not a troll, I am just merely expressing my incredible distaste and distain for the one I call Chris Crocker.
He is not a singer and will never be one. I am not Simon Cowell (though I wish I was), but he would be ever-so slightly impressed with his lordship (me), who is an intelligent, creative (at writing songs), Aspergeric (mildy), delusional fan *cough* stan *cough*.
If I could do one thing in my life is wish the NWO gets rid of auto-tune, Ke$ha, Chris Crocker and Beibs. He should be grateful Godney or should I say Britney even acknowledges his existance.
I prefer to not look at one of the many disgards of society and to advert my gaze to her majesty...Godga because she is a goddess and don't deny it, you know its true.
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Member Since: 10/2/2010
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Originally posted by Willxw
Yes this would be my first point. But everything I have said is completely true. If it were false that would be a different story.
All the Queens can sing the skin of him even Katy, Ke$ha and Ri-ri (on a good day) and yes his lameness needs to stick what he is good at, which is...defending Britney who I can only dream that she has a restraining order against him. If she claimed that she is not in contact with him and wants nothing to do with him.
Just because you go down to a "studio" and you record a song it doesn't mean you are a singer..professionally anyways. I am not a troll, I am just merely expressing my incredible distaste and distain for the one I call Chris Crocker.
He is not a singer and will never be one. I am not Simon Cowell (though I wish I was), but he would be ever-so slightly impressed with his lordship (me), who is an intelligent, creative (at writing songs), Aspergeric (mildy), delusional fan *cough* stan *cough*.
If I could do one thing in my life is wish the NWO gets rid of auto-tune, Ke$ha, Chris Crocker and Beibs. He should be grateful Godney or should I say Britney even acknowledges his existance.
I prefer to not look at one of the many disgards of society and to avert my gaze to her majesty...Godga because she is a goddess and don't deny it, you know its true.
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If Britney, Kesha, Rihanna, and Katy auditioned for American idol, none of them would make it in. And that's a fact.
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You are correct, I didn't endure 7 years of physical bullying, racism, ignorant homophobia (I'm bi-cur) and wait for for some lesser queens. I came here for Bey, P!nk and Gaga and of course...Alicia Queen. If Natalia Kills comes along with that album, I will have found my soulmate.
I waited 12 years (bullying started at 9yrs old) for a prophecy to come true and that is LADY GAGA and when she ever-so decides to make an appearance with that "masterpiece" which her deluded majesty calls 'the album of the decade' = 1 year in reality, I will not be worthy!!
But I will die happily before your eyes (if you can be bothered to gaze upon my skankieness)
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Member Since: 10/2/2010
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Originally posted by Willxw
You are correct, I didn't endure 7 years of physical bullying, racism, ignorant homophobia (I'm bi-cur) and wait for for some lesser queens. I came here for Bey, P!nk and Gaga and of course...Alicia Queen. If Natalia Kills comes along with that album, I will have found my soulmate.
I waited 12 years (bullying started at 9yrs old) for a prophecy to come true and that is LADY GAGA and when she ever-so decides to make an appearance with that "masterpiece" which her deluded majesty calls 'the album of the decade' = 1 year in reality, I will not be worthy!!
But I will die happily before your eyes (if you can be bothered to gaze upon my skankieness)
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I'm so confused, do you like Gaga or no?
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Member Since: 6/23/2008
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If Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia, Carrie Underwood, Grey Haired Douche, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, Kris Allen, Lee DeWyze had to rely entirely on the kindness of record executives and their own abilities to audition for and make connections with labels none of them would have made it. And that's a fact.
There's something to be said for artists who offer something besides a fantastic voice, whether that's a hot bod, slick moves or a discernible personality (which few of the idols have).
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Member Since: 9/26/2009
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Member Since: 10/19/2010
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What the Hell is going on?
How is that have anything to do with Chris Crocker?
Anyways... 
I do like it. I did like his "Mind in the Gutter" song. The other one's were blah, but this isn't half bad.
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Mind in the gutter is amazing.
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I didn't know Cahleb had a new single. 
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Member Since: 5/26/2010
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Originally posted by Willxw
I love Gaga but she makes me scream with every breath she takes and with every move she makes and with every word she shites outta her mouth.
If it is the album of the decade, I will rejoice with happiness. If it hasn't, there will be reports on the news of the America's World's First straight / Bi-Cur suicide.
If I were on Amercidol and I had a fantastic singing voice (I might have for all I ignorantly know), I'd own them all with my amazing, bubbly, sincere (half sincere), hand-on-heart (and other hand on dagger), heart-on-sleeve, shade-throwing personality.
I really am a nice person (people tell me) and I am quite empathetic despite having Asperger's but I love to joke around and throw a couple of shades.
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We are not here for your life story.
im sorry to say, but this is slaying me.
Mind In The Gutter tho >>>>>>
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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Originally posted by Haus of Wilke$
That hurt my ears.
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