Kirsten's body...

What? It's pretty good. Robert Pattersons body is fairly average.

Kristen does have the body of a 12 yr old boy, but this is surely not news.

At least she looks sort of happy.

They both have average bodies. Robert is classically handsome though.

It is hard for an English man to look sexy in swimwear.

12 year old boys body?

How many 12 year old boys bodies have you seen?

There's lots of good looking Englishman. David Gandy isn't bad.

I always wondered why RPatz couldn't buff up to play Edward. His physique in the books is described as similar to a marble statue of an adonis.
I mean, Taylor Lautner did it for his character..

Oh well, I guess Robert's face makes up for his body, and Taytay's body makes up for his face. ya?

He looks much better with beer belly though than during New Moon... Not sure why?

I guess this is the part before the sex scene, right?

Some donuts for y'all ladies...LOL

and another

His hairy unclean ass...

I lolled...

can't wait