They seriously arrested a PARROT? Parrots are smart and all, but I highly doubt it had any idea what it was doing was illegal.
Really? Because YOU CAN'T BE SURE. Once my mom's parakeet tried to give me a bag of cocaine! I was like, No! But it whispered something, bit my earlobe and tried to shove it down my shirt! I ran away and called the cops.
Really? Because YOU CAN'T BE SURE. Once my mom's parakeet tried to give me a bag of cocaine! I was like, No! But it whispered something, bit my earlobe and tried to shove it down my shirt! I ran away and called the cops.
Then I woke up!
I read the first part, and was like WTF? Then I saw the last sentence.