I'm sure he's gonna luv it. Show one *** who wouldn't go to a MEN jail for 2 months and I'll show you a liar

Goodness gracious, George... You could be such a well-respected music legend if you just got your **** together sometimes.

Not gonna lie, seeing George Michael asleep at the wheel was kinda funny, but still, if he doesn't get a grip, he's gonna end up like Boy George... and I don't wanna see that (right?)

I love George, but he's a grade-A **** up.

Who will be his father figure in the showers? Who wants his sex?

It's sad to see what has happened to him. His addiction is controlling his life.

I swear.. If he stays in jail longer than Lindsay...

Soap dropping will be his new hobby.

Darn it!