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Discussion: Write Your Fave A Letter...
Member Since: 8/22/2009
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Write Your Fave A Letter...
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Dear Beyonce,
I need you to come back to me and music immediately. My coochie cranks haven't been half as forceful since the day you announced you were taking a break. I only feel halfway gay in the morning and if I'm forced to hear the tunes of the vocally untalented any longer I might die. I need the light from your halo to shine down on me and give me new life. I need to feel electricity running through my hips and I need to gyrate so hard the nuns can feel the church moving all the way on 46th street. I need another reason to wear glitter and I'm in desperate need of a new lacefront complete with Dr.Miracle treatment. Award shows suck, radio is boring, movies aren't as exciting, the stock market has crashed, Chris and Usher keep denying my request for a threesome, Kesha took a bath, Alicia still hasn't released Put It In A Love Song, sales are down, tributes are nightmares, and I cannot take anymore. Come back to me Beyonce, give me what I need to be complete.
With Love,
Satellites
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Member Since: 11/14/2008
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Member Since: 9/5/2009
Posts: 11,946
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Dear Ashley
Make a new album quickly, and if you flop again, I will ****ing rip your hair off
Love,
Alexa
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Member Since: 5/28/2010
Posts: 29,225
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Originally posted by foxaylove
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+1  I love it. I feel the same way just I would have put it in different words.
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Member Since: 2/17/2010
Posts: 21,811
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Dear Rihanna,
You are such a f--king b-tch for not coming out of your hotel to greet me. I hate you for that.
Sincerely,
Me.
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Member Since: 8/7/2010
Posts: 4,179
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Dear Beyonce.
I love you, but can u please dispose every stick of Red Lipstick that you own.
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Member Since: 3/30/2009
Posts: 9,982
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Originally posted by RudeBoy
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She's a ****ing bitch but still your fave?
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Member Since: 2/17/2010
Posts: 21,811
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Originally posted by qwerty22
She's a ****ing bitch but still your fave?
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Pretty much.
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
Posts: 38,919
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Dear Bey,
Give us a release date for the I Am...Tour DVD, and tell Alicia to release the video for Put It In A Love Song, or else.....
Kthxbye,
Creole Warrior #90729384242
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
Posts: 50,646
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Originally posted by Hi.Ðefinitiøn
Creole Warrior #90729384242
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You didn't.
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Member Since: 6/4/2010
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Originally posted by Satellites
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I forgot two numbers. 
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Member Since: 5/6/2009
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Dear Simple Plan,
I have been waiting ages for a new album from you, and I can't wait to see you in concert again!
From your most caring and nicest fan
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Member Since: 11/14/2008
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Banned
Member Since: 3/17/2010
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Dear Jesus,
Hi, how have you been? I've been doing good, thanks. Nothing's changed, really. My neighbor still leaves his dog's **** to rot in front of my yard, and the nice lady nearby, MusicTalker, still wears skirts up way too high. I also finally got around to name my house. Me and my wife, HotNCold, decided to name it Nicole - Haus_of_Nicole actually.. Well, talk to you soon, okay?
Yours truly..
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Member Since: 4/18/2009
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Dear Taylor,
Your new album better smash or else....
Love me!!
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Member Since: 4/18/2009
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Member Since: 10/28/2009
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Originally posted by Satellites
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Member Since: 8/3/2010
Posts: 71,871
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Dear Lady Gaga,
You are so weird, but that's why I love you. I need you to tear these nasty weaves off these poor children trying to sing today and get back in that studio with Bey. You two create magic together. Oh I have an idea for a costume.
 Just an idea
Yours truly,
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Member Since: 11/13/2009
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Dear Gwen,
Your just naturally talented and you'll always be better than the other girls. You have such a raw talent and No Doubt just makes magic together, I miss you guys so much! I discovered the four of you through Underneath It All & Hey Baby on MTV in 2002. Rock Steady has since been my favorite album of all time, and your entire discography rocks my world. Your chemistry together is just incredible, and I'm happy you have all been albe to grow as musicians and in your personal lives. (You marrying Gavin was a big mistake imo!) Can't wait for your new album and I better be ****ing front row on your next tour!
With ND always #1,
Beatfreak
PS: If you guys ever take a break again, it's sooo not gonna be for 8 ****ing years! 
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Member Since: 6/7/2009
Posts: 15,638
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Originally posted by Hellohello
Dear Jesus,
Hi, how have you been? I've been doing good, thanks. Nothing's changed, really. My neighbor still leaves his dog's **** to rot in front of my yard, and the nice lady nearby, MusicTalker, still wears skirts up way too high. I also finally got around to name my house. Me and my wife, HotNCold, decided to name it Nicole - Haus_of_Nicole actually.. Well, talk to you soon, okay?
Yours truly..
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Dear Ashley,
Your recent music flop made me **** my own pants in disbelief. Headstrong went on to sell over a million copies worldwide and this did barely over 200,000?! You need to move to a different label. It's not alright, it's not OK! You also have your freakishly huge and ugly boyfriend directing your crappy videos. And he did Ridin' Solo? What an awful boyfriend you have. Dump him and hook up with me. I know I'll pleasure you all the spots you need, considering Scott failed to do so. And now you are going back to the Sharpay role, how does you think that makes me feel? I want to take the pants and take charge of your career so you'll be in the industry forever! Why can't you just break free from the Disney clique? We all know you'll falter and go down if you stick up with the little kiddy roles. Send me back with some pictures of your cleavage so I'll leak it all and you would rupture your good-girl role and finally be an adult. 
Love,
Bo
P.S. I always will love you no matter what.
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