Enrique Iglesias wants to be your hero (baby), but police just won't let him. You see, way back at the start of the World Cup the singer promised to water-ski naked down the Miami coast if Spain won the thing, which it did. But now the killjoys at the Miami-Dade County police are promising to arrest him if he tries.
But Iglesias is a rebel (look at that hat) and he intends to honor the promise and go water-dong-skiing late at night. Props to Enrique for wanting to back up his word, but does he really think the Miami police won't bust him for public nudity just because it's dark? Remember, this is the same force that Will Smith and Martin Lawrence were on when they took down drug kingpin Johnny Tapia in "Bad Boys 2." And let us not forget Crockett and Tubbs.
In related but much more exciting news: Larissa Riquelme, the much curvier World Cup superfan who pledged to run naked if Paraguay won, will be showing the goods after all for the clothing company "Los Dos."
Only four years until World Cup 2014 and more promises of nudity from attention-craving celebrities!
Via TMZ
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