This can't be real. I mean, seriously, the male body would have no way of being able to tell the difference between masturbation and actual sexual intercourse. I mean, it's not like males have a hymen that breaks when they have sex like females do. And the ear takes no part in the reproduction system, so once again there is no way the ear would be able to tell anything! I really hope this story is fake, or else WTF are people thinking?
