Men and women are equally shallow. Women talk about all these qualities that they look for in a man (funny, smart, sensitive etc.), but it's all lies. All women really want is a huge, ***-destroying DICK.
I feel so sorry for Ke$ha. Seriously. Her attempts to look dignified and not so shallow just come off as being laughable.
Does she even understand guys? She thinks she has to turn to fat men in order to escape the ones who steal her moisturizer? NEWS FLASH: Those types of guys are usually GAY. Straight women don't want them. How bout settling for a well-groomed man?
Does she mean that she wants a big 300lb bearded guy or fat as in 15-20lbs overweight?