I still think The Fame Monster is a little better because it has more highs than Joanne but yes, Joanne is such a good album.
I'll arrange a casket for Gaga herself just in case.
My expectation is her opening with the iconic Poker Face/Just Dance synths but the reality will likely be "HEEEEERE WE GO!"
The lights turn down and the stadium falls into silence. A growing sense of anticipation ripples through the air.
A single spotlight cuts through the darkness, illuminating the silhouette of a solitary figure. The wide brim of a hat and a guitar is clearly outlined. The audience gasp in awe.
"HERE WE GO!" bellows a loud deep Tennessee'd voice. Twangy guitars blare out and the stage is lit up to reveal Gaga in a frayed denim poncho with glittery studs. Cheerleaders with Stetsons and plaid shirts square dance around her as she grunts and scats with fervour.
The audience erupts into rapturous applause and deafening cheers, which continues throughout the entire performance.
The lights turn down and the stadium falls into silence. A growing sense of anticipation ripples through the air.
A single spotlight cuts through the darkness, illuminating the silhouette of a solitary figure. The wide brim of a hat and a guitar is clearly outlined. The audience gasp in awe.
"HERE WE GO!" bellows a loud deep Tennessee'd voice. Twangy guitars blare out and the stage is lit up to reveal Gaga in a frayed denim poncho with glittery studs. Cheerleaders with Stetsons and plaid shirts square dance around her as she grunts and scats with fervour.
The audience erupts into rapturous applause and deafening cheers, which continues throughout the entire performance.
Aden silently turns off the television and walks toward the window and peers out into the cold, February night. He sighs "of father in heaven, what demon hath possessed Stefani Germanotta?"
As he reaches for the stan card he was going to chuck out the window, he is struck with surprise as a force behind him pushes him out the window. With a scream, he falls a perilous ten flights and smacks onto the ground.
On the window, a dark, looming figure becomes visible. "I don't like people who don't say yes to me" sneers an annoyed Lady Gaga who then slowly turns and walks away.
