They aren't paedophiles because their minds never developed and they are children at heart?

I'm sure the court will accept this as a suitable defense

What the ****kkkk

From what I've found this originated on 4Chan. The rest is self-explanatory.

Ikr?

Wow

I stopped reading after "attracted to young children"

I'll never be not shocked that grown conservative adults lack the media literacy skills to detect and analyze whether someone online is being genuine or trolling, especially when 13-year-olds who use the mediums that they mock can probably easily detect when something is a troll.

Mess, it did start on 4chan. How did I not realize clover is the logo for 4chan. We've all been trolled according to plan

Mess.

Also, this couldn't even exist. Even though they would feel 13 or whatever, it would still be predatory as young children don't even understand the concept of physical and sexual attraction to make a decision like that. I can sympathize with pedophiles that like teenagers to a certain extent, because at least there are times when they'd be making the choice themselves (like I did when I was 16 and slept with a 37 yo. Although I was lying it was clear I wasn't 18.) But preying on young children who have no concept of any of this and haven't even gone through puberty yet is sick on so many levels.