...you wake up and see a gigantic crocodile sleeping under your bed?

...a huge snake that coiled itself on top of clothes in your laundry basket?

I already wake up with a huge snake under the sheets

Crocodile: Run out and close the door
Snake: Scream and run

Both: Call 911 and get animal control

OT: run?

I'm afraid of snakes/aligators/iguanas they look so lifeless, I can see them but I CAN NOT touch them or I have a meltdown. I'd probably scream and cry and run away.

I always dream of snakes chasing me tbh, and I am decapitating them with doors, knives, etc because I try to run away but I'm sure that has to be something penis related according to psychogy.

I don't know.

Tbh I would probably sneak out of my room and call emergency services

Call pest control I guess? Hopefully I can close the door to my laundry room to trap it in there while the people arrive.

I'm not sure what happens to the snake after though