Has your life ever been endangered while you were listening to and/or experiencing popgirl slayage?

Speaking for myself, one time I cut myself very badly whilst attempting to sing the Rihanna album track 'Watch 'N' Learn' out loud and shave at the same time. I bled for a while and still have the scar under my jaw. A traumatic experience that I will live with forever. Fortunately Rih redeemed herself in my book with eight songs on Anti and a few hot tour outfits i.e. the Manolo belt boots.

Have YOU ever almost died at the hands of a popgirl? Were you ever almost actually slayed? Discuss!

My throat started closing up with each key change in Love on Top

Multiple times while driving and bopping to a song

Yeah Britney's bodyguard pushed me and they almost ran me over but I still got Glory signed poor him

Drug traffickers were hiding in the yard of my house during a major shootout and all I could think of was bop to Avril Lavigne's What The Hell.

A rock went through my windshield when froot came on in the car one time

Mariah has tried to injure me while lip syncing to her songs (especially Debut-Emotions songs), these attempted casualties include jaw snapping and arm breaking while trying to emulate her live performance arm/hands movements

I was dancing to Stranger by Hilary Duff (the breakdown part) and I ripped my headphones out of my ears, breaking them and tugging on my earring really hard and slammed my hand into the wooden table which left a bruise for days

Camila.

When she scalped me.

Somehow I survived, but she keeps trying.

Funny story actually.

I was in a car and the radio played Glitter In The Air and it was the first time I had heard it on the radio at that point and I screamed and the driver almost went into the other lane

Yes, Selena with her vocal.

I split my head open on a metal railing whilst dancing to Toxic in a club literally 2 weeks ago.

Katy literally scalped me with her Aretha vocals in Walking On Air

I was walking in my house singing Teenage Dream and I fell down the stairs I luckily landed on my behind

Yes. When Gaga released ARTPOP.