I’m the cuntiest ****ing drag queen
Always have and always will be
Judges take one look at me
And they be like “QUEEN! QUEEN!”

All these hater jealous drag queens try to judge me
While I’m lookin’ fish as ****, they be lookin’ manly
I always wear Satanic gear
It’s always 3 AM, ho

Bitches tryna be my friend
I just like slaying alone
I’m so mother****ing rare

I’m sickening and cute
I’m glad I’m not you
Bitches better be scared

My name is Pixel Dark, bitch
Welcome to my nightmare

Fefe's comments for my entry are after my song!

Hello, fellow ATRLers, proud bottoms and of course, Drip.

I am here to today to tell YOU why I should be your next president. When you look at ATRL today, what do you see? I’ll tell you what I see. Petty fighting, constant hostility and very questionable expressions of desire . We need to make ATRL great again and I’m your only hope at doing so.

Let’s face it, ATRL is full of sex hungry gays but you can’t simply stop someone from wanting to satisfy a craving. You can however keep things SAFE (it’s something I have experience with, trust me).



If I am elected president I will make sure these condoms will be issued to every ATRLer in bulk once a month. If little Carbön there wants to power bottom 3 days in a row at least he has the protection to do so.

Since ATRL is full of passive aggressive posts and sometimes even vulgar spats between members there has to be a way to make ATRL the place for a guy to feel comfortable to speak his/her mind. Which is why if I am elected president this lovely contraption will become mandatory for members to wear if they are disruptive often. While worn it detects any slight negative sentiments expressed by the wearer and alters them to be more… suitable. Here is an example:



You’ll also need a president who can present herself well in the media. The people outside ATRL must know it’s not just all just stan wars and over-sensationalized gay drama here. I will use my voice on social platforms to showcase ATRL’s best aspects.





I already am a media darling too as evidenced by my Vanity Fair cover which I landed just a few weeks ago.



Of course I have to talk about my competitors.
Eve can’t be president; we need someone actually conscious.
Then we have Tangerine. Here’s the thing about fruit; they start off fresh and full of flavour and promise and then… over time they sour and become inedible and YEAH, that would be her time in office.

For Mrs Pixel let’s do a time warp back to her Meet The Queens.

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THIS BITCH ABOUT TO SACRIFICE US.
There would be no damn Pride festivals anymore if she rose to become president, just straight up weekly goat sacrifices to her Dark Lord.
We have MoonChild lastly. I mean her name already implies she is some prodigy from outer space but she honestly has as much a place in the White House as Michaele Salahi.

Really and truly though, all my competitors just don’t have the same passion for ATRL’s future that I do. I think I have made my case here very clear; I am the best candidate for the job, so please vote for Nina Williams.

Because I’ll get the job done god dammit.

2016 was a rough year for all of us, but there is a light though it all and I don't just mean the glare reflected off of Citrus' bald head. My name is Tangerine, and I want to be your next Drag President. I'm running as representative of the fruit party, with my VP Pea Enculo. I will weather the storm with you and guide us all to a brighter drag future, one without racist twinks and HIV roulette parties.

I want to put drag into our schools and integrate it with the young, as children are the key to the future. Kids will learn to walk in heels, glue their wigs down properly and contour for their skin-tone. Arts and crafts padding construction, choir lipsyncing lessons, death-dropping gym classes and mandatory sewing seminars will all be commonplace in our schools. As for the straight children... I plan to introduce my successful Kidz Camp from the Gay4Pay Getaway cruises on a national level. We will work those assembly lines to get you all new fascinators for New Years!



I have teamed up with the Bob The Drag Queen foundation to combat racism in the gay community. They gay community has a serious problem with this and we have been too lenient for too long, time to fight flamers with flamers. It will now be a finable offence to imply that Tyra was the worst winner, that Chi Chi did not deserve Top 3 or that Trinity was not the best contestant on Season 6. Grindr pages denying a hookup based on race will be automatically purged and their owners nudes leaked on their public Facebook and any use of the hashtag #AllLivesMatter will result in immediate gay-bashing.



Finally, I will be taking a head-on approach in combating the worldwide epidemic of heterosexuality. Clinics will be set up to detect the deficiency early and will distribute barbie dolls, rhinestones and Kylie CDs to promote a happy homosexual lifestyle. The gay agenda will take over TV as shows like 'Bathhouse Diaries', 'Fun with Dick and Bäll' and 'What's In Aciid's Rosebud?' will replace the current line-up. For the older generation of hetero scum, immediate deportation policies will be enacted as soon as I enter office. I want to build a wall, more stable than Drip's ones, to keep the hetero rapists and thieves out. Straight labour will make this possible, the second-class citizens will build it for us. No more will we tremble under the hetero fist, they will shake and beg under our limp wrists.

Join me and I promise you that wigs will be fuller, lip-syncs will be tighter, blending will be even and ignorance will be more over than Lady Gaga. I will lead us into a new era of drag, where we finally get our deserved recognition and take down the straight menace. All you woke queens, let's get in formation with Tangerine 2016.

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Welcome back, you're watching the Dame Rose Show. That was an excerpt from Presidential Candidate Tangerine's address to the voters at Fire Island last night. We are joined by the queen herself, welcome!

Thank you Dame!

Now, Tangerine. You've told us all about your own policies and plans but what of your opponents?

Well, I'm glad you asked that, Dame.

*pulls lever under seat, a TV screen descends from the ceiling*

Now, I'll just hop on my mediafire account for the link...

Hunties and gentletrans, let's talk about my competitors. Who to start with... why not go with everyone's favourite comedy queen Pixel Dark!

Pixel is a very popular candidate for this election, with heavy backing from the Chanal Foundation especially. It's not difficult to understand her appeal between her deadpan humour and lack of drama... however! My team were looking into her past and found some shocking, sordid misdeeds of the candidate. Despite Chanal and Pixel's best efforts to bury this information, we found that Mr. Dark has been linked to a Satanic Cult known only by the name 'Animals'. Unconvinced? Have a look at this.



That is photographic evidence of Pixel Dark sacrificing lesser known queen Angel Oleander to whatever perverse gods she worships, dated November 11 2016. After this photo was taken Pixel's approval ratings skyrocketed and she won her first challenge. Coincidence? I think not. Do you really want to leave ATRL in the hands of a demon worshipping murderer? Within a fortnight we'd be in Civil War, with UKMix approaching from the west and with Athens' head sitting on a stake outside the Pink House. Electing Pixel Dark is a bloody disaster waiting to happen.

If that still isn't enough for you... I didn't want to have to do this, but please view this next piece of evidence with caution. I'm sorry for any distress caused in advance.



That is indeed Pixel Dark walking the runway barefoot, dressed like a Halloween costume. Any other queen caught like this would be shot in the streets. Is that the kind of monstrosity you want leading your country? Barbaric behaviour like this will lead to flat and dry wigs, lumpy padding and no tucking. A vote for Pixel Dark is a vote for regression, a vote for disgusting behaviour.

Next up is Nina Williams. An under-the-radar choice for president to be sure, how exactly did this nobody get a nomination? By using her only talent of course. Sex. After digging deep through the archives of PlayTrans we found this incriminating picture in their August 2008 issue...



I don't think I need to point out the vile and uncouth behaviour here. Those $5 wristbands masquerading as jewelry? Is this what you want your children exposed to? It seems old habits die hard with Nina as she has been doing more of her "modelling" in the bedroom of important figures to secure her nomination and wins. She was caught sneaking out of senator Cupid's house in the English countryside at 5 in the morning. Cupid having any visitors is suspicious given that nobody likes her, but at 5am? Rest assured there was no "discussion" taking place.

Finally we have Moonchild. A veteran candidate compared to these other girls, it is no surprise that she snatched the wig party nomination from her opponents, and I'm sure she'd make a fine president... if you want a cheating, stealing, unreliable whelp leading this country. Moonchild should be applying for Beyoncé's job seeing as she hasn't written any of her own content in years. She trades classified information for favours and uses personal e-mail servers for government business, do you trust the security of your nudes under this madman? Take a look at this correspondance leak from earlier this year.



The utter disregard for the people is unreal. Moonchild couldn't be trusted with a pet rock, let alone a country. And that arch? Weak. I've seen Taylor Swift serve better.

I rest my case. Thank you.

But what about Green Party candidate Eve Saint Laurence?

Um...

*staffer whispers in Tangerine's ear*

Mr. Laurence is currently polling below Evita the dead gorilla, her approval rate is matching her drag calibre. It is in poor taste to mock the dead, so I will leave her campaign alone.

Well, after these commercials we will be asking Tangerine her position on important issues of adoption, immigration and what shoes to wear for day-drag. Don't miss out!

PAID FOR BY CHANEL DIANGELO

My runway:

Dripping in Designer - Fendi



Fendi was founded in Rome and is renowned for its fur. Rome to me is synonymous with a lot of things and romance is one of them. Romantic movies like When In Rome, Under The Tuscan Sun and Romeo and Juliet come to mind as to why I think this. With this look I wanted to represent the most noteworthy thing about Fendi (it’s fur) and the romanticism of Rome. Red is a colour often associated with love hence its dominance throughout the entire look. The hair of course is consisting of roses too, a symbol of romance. I didn't want to over-complicate the look with accessories so I settled on this. Editorial simplicity.

My aim for this runway was to combine some signature Versace elements into a look that could feasibly come down one of their runways but also in a way befitting of my style. The bondage style top is a famous Versace staple, especially among ATRL favourites, and the pencil skirt helps it fit the sleek and body-featuring style of Tangerine, with matching shoes and heavy accessories. The logo is all over my outfit, but in not in a gaudy way. Versace loves patterns on their clothes too, so that open blouse was a key choice and I paired a very nice head-scarf with it to fit more on here. It's been a few rounds since I did some big hair, so this is a little concession to that. It looks clean, sexy and powerful. And that's so Tangerine.

Basically I'm a matador. Which is what I have been so far this entire conversation because the girls have been trying to ****ing get me out of here.

Dripping in Designer
Chanel

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