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Celeb News: Top 5 Dumbest Ke$ha Quotes
Member Since: 10/28/2009
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Top 5 Dumbest Ke$ha Quotes
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1.) "Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there’s a possibility of me ... being psychic." (Interview magazine via Idolator)
2.) "I like to scuba dive, and I've done it all over the world. I've doven ... Doven? ... Diven? I've been diving with whales and sharks and into shipwrecks and into caves. I'm pretty much a pirate." (MTV Buzzworthy)
3.) "If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me." (Billboard)
4.) "If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice -- you will be more attracted to me." (EW)
5.) "I actually don't read anything, because I feel like the haters really like to hate out loud, [and] that people who love sometimes love quietly. So I don't really listen or look at anything. [But] in general, f--- the cynics. Go be cynical ... I'm having a good time. Like, who would you rather hang out with? That cynical dude or, like, me with my laser beams?" (MTV News)
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She's amazing!
I think she's won me over now!
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Member Since: 1/16/2009
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that makes her more stupid 
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Member Since: 6/30/2007
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All the things she do and say is stupid. She's Ke$ha, duh. 
don't get me wrong. I also love her but I think she's dumb
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Member Since: 5/15/2009
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she is more dumb than all the glee cast 
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Member Since: 3/30/2009
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4.) "If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice -- you will be more attracted to me." (EW)
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I love her.
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Member Since: 11/22/2009
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She's not dumb. She's being sarcastic. There's a difference :0. These quotes just made me love her all over again. Ke$ha :heart:.
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Member Since: 2/17/2010
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3.) "If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me." (Billboard)
This one is genius.
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Member Since: 5/21/2009
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Originally posted by vamp
She's not dumb. She's being sarcastic. There's a difference :0. These quotes just made me love her all over again. Ke$ha :heart:.
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Exactly.
I ****ing love her so much.  I lol'ed so hard at #3 and #4.
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Member Since: 6/25/2008
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I love her!She's just foolin' around and it's so funny!
I rether have an interview with her than some boring person.
and  @ 3. Best-One-Ever!
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Member Since: 3/27/2009
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She's not actually dumb, she's playing the role she's been given by RCA. I'm not sure about you all, but she talks pretty well to me and the quotes she has made, that Geezus posted, are basically jokes...Ugh you people sometimes
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Member Since: 10/30/2009
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Originally posted by hooligan87
She's not actually dumb, she's playing the role she's been given by RCA. I'm not sure about you all, but she talks pretty well to me and the quotes she has made, that Geezus posted, are basically jokes...Ugh you people sometimes
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hee hee.. 
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Member Since: 3/27/2009
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Member Since: 3/5/2008
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Wearing your placenta aint stupid its gross
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Member Since: 8/8/2009
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5.) "I actually don't read anything, because I feel like the haters really like to hate out loud, [and] that people who love sometimes love quietly. So I don't really listen or look at anything. [But] in general, f--- the cynics. Go be cynical ... I'm having a good time. Like, who would you rather hang out with? That cynical dude or, like, me with my laser beams?" (MTV News)
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I. FREAKING. KNEW IT.
It's apparent in her voice, and I hear in most of her songs.
She's a Valley girl.
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Member Since: 2/9/2008
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I think "5 Dumbest Quotes" is just the title of the article Geez is quoting, although I didn't actually click the link.
And yes she's very likable.
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Member Since: 6/17/2009
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She's bloody hilarious! 
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Member Since: 9/25/2001
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She has the IQ of a peanut.
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