Okay, so bare with me. Yesterday, I went to KFC drive-through and ordered my usual meal - the Zinger meal. I said to make sure they do not forget my gravy. The gravy literally makes the meal. I was already running late for my brothers wedding rehearsal which was in a different city. So anyway, I get my meal and leave. I go to park in the car-park, only to find that they haven't put the gravy with my meal. When I tell you I was fuming, I can't even put it into words. I said
do not forget the gravy, and the thing they
forgot is the ****ing gravy. I can't eat it without gravy.
I mean, I could have just let this go and got on with my journey. But today wasn't that day. I went into the store and literally waited in line for about 5 minutes.
I got to the front and I said, "excuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten my gravy? I said to the girl do not forget my gravy!"
"Do you have proof of this?", he asked.
"What do you mean proof? I just purchased this meal right now", I replied calmly.
"Do you have any receipt or something to prove you purchased this meal?", he muttered with a slight sense of sarcasm.
It was at this point that I started raising my voice slightly - "Yeah, maybe. But it's in my car. I've waited for 5 minutes in this line already just to talk to you about it."
"I do apologise sir, but you're going to need to get the receipt", he said smirkingly.
"Are you joking? I've literally got the meal right here? How isn't that proof? And why the hell are you smiling with all due respect?"
"I'll smile all I want. And can you prove that you didn't get the gravy with this meal?"
"You ****ing what? Why the **** would I lie about not getting gravy? Can I speak to the manager immediately"
"Sorry, the manager isn't here at the moment. You will have to deal with me. I'm afraid we won't be giving you the gravy"
"If you don't give me the gravy, I'll come round there and get it myself!"
I was so angry at this point.
Anyway, I noticed many people in the line behind me are getting all anxious and annoyed. A man in the line comes forward to ask the man serving me if everything was okay and if he needed help. It was like living in some sort of parallel universe. Then everyone in the line started shouting at me to get out.
"ALL I WANT IS MY ******* GRAVY"
That's when the entire room fell silent. I looked around and noticed everyone was staring at me.
"ALL I WANTED WAS MY ******* GRAVY!"
I walked out of the store like some kind of walk of shame.
I am so nice, I just don't get why some people are so needlessly nasty in this world.
That's the last time I ever go to KFC!!!
Thanks for allowing me to vent.
And NO, I'm not fat! I just like gravy with my meal!
