I went to the supermarket & I always buy Colgate toothpaste but GLOBALkira was on this beautiful display promoting Crest & I bought Crest.

She won.

Shakira better release her album early next year

20M views in just 4 days, ahh my global fav

Its Nicki Minaj, Jesus.
Up in this club, beezus.
Ass fat, titties free.
None of these boys can handle it, sneezes.

Shakira's music is really terrible, I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone if I listened to her.

Is songwriting really a leg for a Katy Kat to stand on?

nicki minaj is my idol!

Right. Like the original isn't some lyrical ****. It was just a fun Soundcloud remix that got to #11 on iTunes when released there (whereas some people's fave's release whole ass music videos can't crack the Top 20 of iTunes, but).

But that's besides the point.
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ROMEO SANTOS is better than all of these male artists that are being discussed.

Yes, Katy has several solo written and produced songs in her discography. She's also been nominated for AOTY and 13 main Grammys by herself. And Nicki?

What's good?

Not even GLOBALkira is going to make me buy the Activia yogurt though, it tastes like **** (not that I have tasted ****, but I guess that's how it tastes).

She's woke now. Only Jack Dorsey's future wife.

Shakira has "recently discovered this new method of releasing music" which consists on releasing songs as soon as they are ready rather than waiting for a proper album campaign to be launched. Don't count with that album for another few months, but at least you can expect another single!

I'm kinda sad that Maluma & J Balvin currently ERASED him.

I LOVE his Formula albums.

That Shakira-endorsed toothpaste has won awards since her endorsement. Is there no end to her acclaim?

Nicki also has solo written and production credits to her name. Her music is also MUCH more acclaimed than Katy's, so like

Also has been nominated for 8 Grammy nominations (9 in total) as a lead artist, so?

We aren't about to have a Grammy discussion. Have some self-awareness, love.

I have a thing for Dominicans. My baby is going to come back

Yes, we aren't about to have a Grammy discussion because Nicki isn't acclaimed nor can she win one either. Not only that, but she started a fight over a VMA of ALL THINGS because the Grammys don't care for her (one of their biggest regrets was letting her perform).

Now, she has been chasing hits for years, and Katy is great at getting those. 9#1s, for example. Nazi has released like 200 singles, has she got one of those yet? No? Yikes

BTW, everybody needs to get ready cause if Snapchat is the next single after Safari it's going to SMASH.

Tirame un Snapchat babe
Me encanta lo que me muestras babe
Ella me tira por la noche
Pero me tiene que la voy a buscar