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Discussion: Favorite Bible verse?
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The one used in pulp fiction
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In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
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"It's such a waste
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha"
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
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Originally posted by Desire
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
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Amen
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even **** with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my ***** from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and *** in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian
And he didn't give a ****
That's what I liked about him
He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desire
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
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Amen (fashion)
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"It's so important to have sex with people before they go missing."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desire
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
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Originally posted by DoubleDutchess
Amen (fashion)
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"The LORD watches over you-- the LORD is your shade at your right hand;"
Psalm 121:5
The Lord throws shade.
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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. - Leviticus 18:22
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"I'm the same Mimi, fame ain't changed me
Butterfly flow like Muhammad Ali
Wish I can bring you back like the ODB
Thinkin bout the world
Plus me you and Jack
No mather what I do
Well the memories are stacked
Thinkin bout 10th grade
Thinkin bout eleven
When you went thug
And fresh outta the heaven heaven heaven"
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"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
Leviticus 20:13
YAS religion, slay me!
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2 Kings 2:23-24
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And he [Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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basically, a group of teen kids attack a prophet named Elisha, and said "get out the way baldhead!". then he cursed them in the name of god and two bears came outta nowhere and then killed forty-two of the teens.  I like this verse bc it's just straight up wacky and it's the last thing u'd expect to find… at least for me
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"For the LORD your God is living among you. He is a mighty savior. He will take delight in you with gladness. With his love, he will calm all your fears. He will rejoice over you with joyful songs."
-Zephaniah 3:17
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Where there are no oxen, the crib is clean; but abundant crops come through the strength of the bull. 
I can't stand the one about love being patient and kind. Like, after about 800 bajillion speeches at wedding receptions you'd think someone would have said "you know what? Let me sit down and you know, think for myself."
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Thou shall have gaye sexe.
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1 Corinthians 13:1-3; 8-13
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If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profits me nothing.
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Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part; but when the perfect comes, the partial will be done away. When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child, reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish things. For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face; now I know in part, but then I will know fully just as I also have been fully known. But now faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love.
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Leviticus 20:13
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"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag..."
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