I think I've only been late to work once in the 4 years I've worked there, and that was because my dumb *** backed into a pole and it scared the **** out of me, so I had to breathe for a minute
(no major damage either, phew )
It's worse for my classes though. I show up like 10-15 minutes late. I'm late to pretty much everything. In high school I was voted Most Likely To Be Late To Graduation and I was.