I have never been to a club. I went to a gay bar with my sister on Christmas Eve for her birthday and it was dead. the closest thing to a club setting I've experienced is a casino work party where there was a DJ and a dancefloor with lights and everything. i got drunk and asked the bartender for 'something fruity, i dont care'
You know, I don't really love clubbing so it's not very often that I let myself be dragged along. Ugh, let me just take some Metamucil already and head to bed.