Post a situation/feeling that beats the feeling one would get from the post above yours.

I'll start:

Wiping after taking a sh!t and realizing that first square of tissue comes out clean. Just to be certain, you waste another square and it confirms you had a faultless sh!tting experience.

@ the OP

When you're high as **** and perfect illusion comes on and the key changes

When you **** the preacher's assistant every sunday while the preacher is talking about god and you're wondering as he cums inside "Would Jesus would love this too?" and not soon after the assistant feels guilty which I take immense pleasure from. It's such a rush

Go awf while this lasts yall

when you make a perfect slice

When he asks if you can do a split on da dick and you can finally acquiesce his request after months practicing

When you do anal and there isn't **** on your dick when you pull out

When you attempt to transfer all your laundry from the washer to the dryer all at once without dropping anything and you succeed.

Xanax

This is so true! Socks are the worst offenders!

Fresh sheets.

A new phone.