i use to call random numbers on purpose and be like "woops wrong number" and hang up
what did you do?

sniff markers.

i saw the edit

I used to scare my siblings making that noise the girl from The Drudge made every time she appeared

When I got out of the shower, I used to wrap towels around my head and body like I had long hair and a dress on and walk down the bathroom and hallway like I was on the catwalk

My brother had this game so I used to get locked in the bathroom and I would just look at it for like 5 minutes in silence. My family would knock on the door and be like "hey, are you okay???"

I was obsessed with secrets when I was in elementary school.

I had a diary with a lock where I would write down everything my friends and family said that I could potentially use against them one day. Every person had two pages and I would rate the intensity of the secret with stars.

I loved going to ball pools or watever they are called but I liked to be alone there and play by myself so every time I came across other kids I would tell them their parents didn't love them and they had left them there and leave the place so they would hurry out to check.

"Ball Poll" or whatever is called:

perfecting the art of collecting receipts

anyway I used to sniff sharpies every time I opened them

if there was a bit of water in my cup i used in the bathroom i had to spill it out because i was sure that my parents poisoned it

screaming

im screaming

I used to gnaw on the sides of my wrists I have an oral fixation, I still bite my nails.

me and my sister tried a a dog biscuit once

when i was 10, i would "spy". i would sit on a dock down at the nearby pond and watch people and cars go by, and write it all down in a notebook. i loved that movie, "Harriet the Spy" so I think that's what inspired it.

i can't remember anymore but i'm sure there's more

Wear a plastic grocery store bag like a backpack and jump off the bed pretending I was parachuting

Interesting.

Whenever my feet/legs fell asleep I thought there were tiny invisible witches poking me with their broomsticks so I used to tell people "I have the witches!" and assumed they knew what I was talking about.

all these stories

When I was about 5 I use to pick my nose and put it in my Mum's underwear drawer

Sat on my male babysitter's lap until I was like 15