Drink a gallon of water a day and eat less than 1000 calories a day.

Most people who are thin or skinny (this used to include me) actually aren't meeting their daily caloric intake, so they're actually not eating enough while it appears that they're eating whatever, whenever they want. Since I've started eating right, the food and water have done wonders for my body.

Listen to Greedy daily!

Purging.

a high metabolism... or an amazing job that pays enough to get a lipo every 6 months

I know you're probably trolling but just want to make sure no one actually listens to this horrible dangerous advice. Daily caloric intake is based on ones metabolism, height, sex and other factors. Eating fewer than 1000 calories a day will ravage your body and not make you healthier or thinner in the end.

Lipo is a great way to look like a swiss cheese Tara Reid mess.

I was, but clock me.


But the bold part, I was (or thought I was) implying that caloric intake is unique to each individual.

I DONT, cause im fat.