People in Adelaide have accidentally purchased tickets to the Adelaide Test Match causing it to be sold out within 15 minutes instead of the Adele concert they were after.

Queen of selling out cricket matches by mistake

I find it funny, because the Adelaide concert is the only one yet to sell out, maybe this is why.

only Adele!

Adele should perform at the Aussie Cricket Halftime Show.

mess

hahahaha there we go, now we know the reason Adelaide show was the "slowest" one to be sold out hahahah

the thirst

Not them mixing up Adele/Adelaide

A mess

Her power.

I'm cackling

Bogans

Not Adelaide

I'm SCREAMING

Gurl, you ain't Australian, how do you know that word? Stop

That's great! But I'm so thankfull she didn't perform in a stadium at my date.

A damn MESS.

It's satire, it's obvious if you read the rest of the article

Hmm i didn't see this at first, in the bottom
"*this is a pisstake"

And yeah it is kinda satirically written, but pretty subtle imo.

Oh well