I was once stuck between a rock and a hard place, but my skinny allowed me to become un-stuck as I slid past both. Dilemma cancelled.

What about you?

Girl ALL the time. Probably the only good thing about being skinny is being able to get through small spaces.

IT's not the only good thing!

And moving through crowded spaces is a breeze.

I was the last person to be caught in hide and seek because I could hide under cars.

King

Never used to pay for toilets in London because I was able to climb over and under while fatties can't

I spat and I wasn't even drinking anything.

Escaping the police through a fence while a fatty would be arrested

okay flop, didnt you listen at all when that one rachel girl who survived being shot in columbine came around to all schools to talk about the shooting??? the doctors said that if she wasnt so fat she would have been killed by the bullet so honestly....

It has its ups and downs.

I will never have to delete anything.

what the hell

I'm able to stan for Ariana Grande

mess

one time I was house sitting in college and I locked myself outside and crawled through the dog-door to get the keys.

kii