Christ that sounds like a good time to me tonight.. 🐷🐷🐷

I'm bad at being sexy. But I'm not bad in bed.

Which guy? Berger?

she sounds awful why did they turn the chairs

Yep. He's such a jerk. That post it epsode.. and he bitching about the 20k check.

All Is Vanity

someone like you is really kicking me in the feels rn and I've never even been in a relationship

All this Sex and the City talk lately is making me want to binge every season.

Ryan. I need your guy advice.
6'4 drop dead gorgeous Russian at my job. I think he might like me. Can I PM you?

The post it episode is probably my favorite episode because I can't stand him, and seeing Carrie deal with the break up is perfection. My friends and I still quote "I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me" to this day!

But The Russian is the creepiest guy on the show. I don't know how any girls found him attractive. I mean, Mr. Big should have fulfilled all her older man fantasies.

I can't stop giggling A mess

Aw. We ate.

It's an orange cake, was amazing.

i like my tea very sugary

Jeiboy ruined my mood with N.
Hai...

I asked if you were more date-able or f*ck-able because I thought everyone would say the former dd. I feel the same way, I never try to be sexy and flirty but I always try to be funny and a good person to be around.

my fave teas r lemon, honey, green, and chamomile tea. I also like blueberry tea

Me showing up to work on Wednesday after calling out today & leaving everyone in the dust.

I don't drink tea. Or coffee for that matter

vent to Ryan. Gogogo

Same, twin.