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Tournament: ATRL's Drag Race S03 | Ep. 12: The Music Video - Pg. 304
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Was Pea in Snatch Game the biggest letdown challenge performance of S2? Or was it Aciid in the final challenge?
Or Citrus performance as head judge for that lipsync?
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Citrus' sole decisions were the biggest letdown of season 2. Especially towards the end. Me and Scarlett screaming at him what to do (the right thing) didn't help too much.
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dfjbsdkljndfs they were! I made sure they were all funny!
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Ohh nn you're good then 
Not a costume based on Dan Schneider 
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Ohh nn you're good then
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In hindsight, that probably would've got me some bonus points 
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Entries shortly.
Two posts this time. One for the Snatches and one for the important part the runway.
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I just wanna be safe god damn it.
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Oh, fun! I actually think this is my strongest week overall.
I think the chart will not reflect that, though, as I got a HIGH from a team challenge.
I would love to be proven wrong on this.
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Do I wanna put a bitch who didn't submit up for elimination, or disqualify ha entirely
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ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!? This is SNATCH GAME! HOW could someone NOT submit?!? I was devastated I couldn't compete in Season 1's Snatch Game! It's an honor to be included in the challenge. I am SHOCKED at whomever didn't submit... 
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Perched. I need redemption from my S1 Snatch Game
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Episode 5
Snatch Game - The Game: Top Row
A classic for all you Drag Race fans out there, and the easiest way to thin the pack of you bitches, Snatch Game tests everything you need to be ATRL's (And America's) Next Drag Superstar: Charisma (Through your faux-personality), Uniqueness (Poor everyone with basic choices), Nerve (The audacity to choose a great character) and Talent (Poor Naomi Smalls). So, let's see: Who had the deadliest snatch, and who... merely grabbed?
While the judges and I discuss and rank and argue as I completely ignore them, I want you girls to discuss who you think did the best and worst this week.
Get your digs in by Sunday, November 13th @ 3:00 PM CST
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I’m just an ordinary girl but I’m here today to do Snatch Game to show my monsters that you can voice your opinion and not be affected by hatred. Never be afraid to be kicked in the teeth. Let the blood and the bruises define your legacy. Be ok & always survive. Just Dance
My look:
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Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
a bathtub filled up with blood. It will rejuvenate her body. Growing up in New York it excited me to take bloodbaths since I felt like an infant again, but it also frightened me. It took me back to when I got thrown in a trash can on a street corner once by some boys. When you feel dirty about something u need to mobilize & clean your mind
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
nothing, no negativity on this snatch game thank u
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
music straight from the soul. Writing my latest album Joanne... I will just tell you that it was a wonderful, soul-searching experience + I created some of my favourite music I've really ever worked on. Releasing an album is very much like a quick ej*culation, everything shoots out at once but It's incredible – I love it as it embodies all my heartbreak, identity, frustration, desire and nostalgia.
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
STAY AWAY FROME ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
this lovely brush
cause she'll need to look talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, s**t on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it for when she goes
Shy Sally is so shy, she can''t even ___ in public!
#VoteHillary, and stop this dangerous man from continuing to divide and wreck our democracy. I'm so blessed + honoured to be here on Snatch Game with Hilary 2day
That ends my time here today but I have to say all these people here today always reminded me to work in a life of service to my fans and to fulfill my vision and my destiny. Mariah was my vocal idol growing up, I want to be as lively as Joan before she passed and just... this has been something so much deeper than a wig or lipstick or a ****ing meat dress. Thank god and thank the gays! |
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CRISTINA FERNÁNDEZ DE KIRCHNER Snatch Game
Parody drag look with fancy formal suit, Argentina's Presidential band, Argentina's Presidential Stick, pants and shoes.
Hola Usuarios y Usuarias de ATRL (though I'm pretty sure Nellie Boddum is the only guy in here), I am Argentina's former dictator Always & Forever Democratic President A Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. Many of you are so limited and distracted with your Kardashians and ****ed up candidates, that you don't even know what Argentina is. But that's OK, I'm most of the time buying Dolce & Gabbana shoes in Rome, so I also barely know what Argentina is. I do know it's the most SICKENING country in the whole world. No, literally, we almost have the same rates of tuberculosis and dengue than Americans of SD (Stupidity disease).
I'm glad of being relevant enough to receive an invitation for Snatch Game. What, did I pay to be here? Well, those stolen Argentinian taxes won't be spent on its own. I know the audience is primarily gay, I love that! I did not only decreed lots of laws for gay people (and get their dick-smelling votes), but I wanna confess something that will SHOCK the Cher-leading world.
 I am...Lady Gaga's Mother!
Don't you believe me? Just look at her twin sister's picture.
Florencia Kirchner is also a Grigio, gurl
Gaga is so proud of her mother, she even wrote me a song. See, I don't know English, but that Swine song sounds lovely.
Anyway, I'm ready to snatch this game, your wigs, and your wallets (I'm still Latin American at heart, see?).
Dirty Diana
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
media censorship! To clean up your image, that and a little propaganda should work just fine. And when in doubt, just kill your prosecutors.
Learned that from my good friend Chavez - R.I.P. (Robbed Its People)
Bitchy Bettie
Sad Sarah
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
ice, the main component of my heart! You know what's the difference between me and Evita Perón? She asked you to not cry for her, but with my policies I'm gonna make you cry!
Just look at this kido's expression... told her she was going to contract polio and use this wheelchair forever. Such a fun day
Crazy Carrie
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
THROWING eggs!
Hungry makes them dizzy, they just wasted their whole weekly dinner...
Hairy Mary
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
a powerful Presidential stick with multiple uses, you can use it like a rake to brushing your feminist mustache or like a gigantic ***** to your dancing-in-circle moments, because you don't need no man... just use them to ascend to the Presidency and then commit murder! (I see you, Hillary)
Me dancing in circles, feels good to be lonely
Shy Sally
Shy Sally is so shy, she can't even ___ in public!
Dance! She should take some notes of my irresistible moves.
Serving Madame LaQueer Realness
But your dad calls me KRISTINA
This was almost as fun as a threesome with Putin and Fidel Castro. Hope I can rig this to win (just like I did in both of my elections). And if I don't win, this is the imperialism hegemonic mass media's fault! I know they're conspiring against me, they make me look bad by showing all the ****ed up **** I say or do. I know they also implanted brain chips on people to hate me, which is kind of a relief since Chanel would NEVER hate me, as she doesn't have a brain to start with.
Just a final goodbye quote, que tengan buenas noches!
Soy Cristina Fernández de Kirchner y apruebo este mensaje.
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Hello everybody! I'm Dan Schneider, the executive producer of many hit shows such as iCarly and Victorious, which have launched the careers of many talented young women. If you need to get your foot into Hollywood's door, I can get you in - you just need to show me it first. 
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
An extra set of hands. Or maybe feet. I'm really good with feet. I'd make sure those beauties are nice and clean. Nice. And. Clean. 
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
Shoes! She'd probably take a second to sniff them too if she's anything like me. She also wouldn't give them back until they promised that they wouldn't tell their parents what happened in the dressing room last week if she wants to continue being on my her show.
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
For her parents. Boy, she sure is a screamer. I found that one out the hard way - what a mess that was! Anyway, I'm sure I know just what to do to get her to stop. 
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
Calling me creepy. A bit of an overreaction, all I asked was if I could look at her feet.
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
The door locked with a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB". I tried getting in a few times, but she always says to "Go away!" every time. I keep telling her I'll help brush her hair, then she starts crying. She's a lot like Sarah in that regard.
Shy Sally is so shy, she canoo't even ___ in public!
Be seen with me. I think people may get the wrong idea haha. It's just a friendly hug. And yeah, we kiss to greet each other. And my hand was on her HEART, okay? She was having some problems breathing is all. 
Thank you for having me on your show! If you ever want to appear on one of my shows, you can always come and see me. Just remember to take your shoes off before coming. |
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Intro:
Hello everyone! I am the important & popular Kardashian, KIM! You know me from my hit TV show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" which people only watched because of me, my starring role as Lisa in "Disaster Movie" or my most famous work, "Kim Kardashian, Superstar" where I costarred with Ray J! Thank you for having me and I would show more excitement but I recently had botox injection! 
Snatch Game Questions:
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is... well, I know a thing or two about being DIRTY! Ask Ray J  But what I had to use to get Ray J's *** off my body was... hydrochloric acid!!! See... it was very effective at breaking down his nut but I didn't have to worry about it burning my ass because my ass is medical grade silicone! 
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their... HUSBAND! Like, I am a pro at it! Do you know how many men have entered my Northwest Passage? ... ... ... I DON'T EITHER! Oh... and I have copyrighted that phrase, by the way, for my vagina because my daughter North West sailed thru it and it's normally cold & frigid down there!
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries... truth be told, I recently had a scary incident in Paris that made me cry quasi-real tears, so I can relate to Sad Sarah. Her well is dried up from crying so much that, just like me, we cry AIR! I have plenty of air in my head for those sad trips to Paris!
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by... crazy Carrie sounds like this one woman I vaguely remember. Her name was Amber something. Amber Petunia? Amber Carnation? I can't remember, she's irrelevant but I do remember her saying bad things about people she just met. So I would say, Crazy Carrie says hurtful things. 
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with... you know, this question I can relate to. I had an Olympic stepfather who now is my Olympic stepmother. My sisters and I had to teach our new stepmother how to keep Miss Puss in mint condition in case she would make an appearance on TMZ's website. Her ***** hair was so corse, we had to use a DOG BRUSH! Yes! It was like a poodle down there! ... ... ... ... OH! No one else brushes their ***** hair??? Oh...
Shy Sally is so shy, she canoo't even ___ in public! I know a thing or three about being shy in public. Do you remember my cankle pictures? I was so embarassed! I guess Shy Sally would relate to me because, you know, I am so relatable. She couldn't BREATHE in public! Kinda like me after seeing those paparazzi pictures of my cankles squeezed into those shoes! Aahhhhh... 
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Thank you for having me on the show! I need to get back to Kanye now. He's running for President in 2020, you know. Ah, Gosh I love that ambitious, over zealous man! If I don't have dinner on the table by 6pm, he zip ties my hands together. He loves me so much to keep me in order! |
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On a promotional tour for her next album, The Independence Proclamation of Me, Mariah "MiMi" "MC" Carey, A Glittering Rainbow Daydream Narrative of Liberation and the Cognizant Archetypal Rebirth of a Pertinacious Chanteuse: Chrysalis Edition, Mariah will be stopping by the ATRL Drag Race Snatch Game. The gay community has always supported Mariah and now she is wanting to give something back in this hard time for minorities. In lieu of any actual monetary assistance she will instead grace them with her presence. Stocking up on some wine and grabbing a dress from her daughter's closet she jumps in the limo to the filming...
Our next celebrity is the best-selling female artist of all time and a worldwide star, Mariah Carey!
Oh, stop dahling, you flatter me!
...continue though!
How hectic is life for such a massive star as yourself?
Well you know, I'm just living my life with dem babies, I love dem babies. Just relaxing, making my show... everything's #beautifuuulll ♪.
I heard you're having some relationship problems lately, everything alright?
...love what you've done with the place dahling. The drapes are a fishy moment! Are they new?
Well then...
Let's go to Mariah next, Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
I don't know her... but if she's that dirty then I imagine the only thing that could clean her off would be finding some god given talent. Oh, she thirstay, you you know she thirsty ♪
It's shocking. I know not everyone can be as blessed as I am, but really the only other person on the panel that can hold a note is Kim with her ransom one.
Over to Mimi, Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
Well I would never do this but if it's what someone needs to get attention, I said she snatches their vocal chords. I mean, I don't personally know what that feels like, I only heard stories, but it definitely sounds like a bitchy move.
You must deal with a lot of bitches in Hollywood right?
All the time, just now that Tiffany girl threatened to tear my wig off as I went sit on the panel.
How awful!
Right? I don't wear wigs. How dare thee?
MC, Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
I didn't know she cried, I thought she smiled or whatever...
But I said she cries off-key, because she's sad right? Probably missed me at Vegas and had to settle for Britney, speaking of off-key...
Because you're never off-key, right?
Never dahling! Cheers!
Can you give us a little sample right now?
I'd love to dahling, but unfortunately I'm conveniently on vocal rest for this specific 30 minute slot. Performing #1 records, which are difficult to get and not everyone has those, live every night is trying work as I'm sure you can... imagine.
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
Well, I really haven't paid attention to Carrie since Season 1 when she used to be popular, but I said that when someone greets her she responds by getting married to them within a fortnight. Crazy right?
Ugh, I shoulda known he was childish when we had to do it in his racecar bed.
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
I've never been hairy so unfortunately I can't relate to miss Mary but I do know this person with really bad back hair... let's call her Schmennifer, and I've heard she uses a rake, so I would say a rake.
Now you wouldn't be referring to a certain female singer, would you?
I'm certain I have no idea what you could be talking about, but no, this person is definitely not a singer.
Shy Sally is so shy, she can't even ___ in public!
She's so shy that she can't even go out wearing a teenager's minidress in public! How unfortunate for her, I wonder if I'll be that shy when I get old?
Oh, well that looks... fabulous on you.
Thank you, like Bianca I have 100 more in different fabrics.
Having done her good deed to society for this month, Mariah leaves the Snatch Panel after signing some autographs for her celebrity fans. Quick as she came, she's already in a limo to her next promo slot at ATRL X-Factor. |
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Episode 5
Snatch Game - The Game: Bottom Row
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It’s so nice to be here, Chanel! I’m such a fan of the show! For those who know me, hello again. For those who don’t, my name’s Taylor. And I want to welcome you the 1989-Drag Race! Oops! I’m so happy to be here. I thought I’d stop by for a little break from writing a long letter against streaming, which is killing people. People are starving and art is dying because of streaming. If you stream my music and other artists’ music, and my music on Apple Music, you can help save the industry.
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
I actually wrote a song about this on my album, 1989, an album that won Album of the Year at the GRAMMYs last year. It’s called, “Clean.” She needs to let the rain pour down, to where it feels almost as if she’s drowning, cause then she’ll finally be able to breathe. And by morning, gone will be any trace. Then she’ll be finally clean.
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
Property, such as dancers and exes and then goes out of their way to belittle people whenever they can. But it’s okay because you can just write a song about how she made you feel and then win a Grammy award for it. I personally have never done that because I adore all artists in the industry but I hear it for works some artists.
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
Well, Chanel. I think she cries…. teardrops on her guitar!
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
People! She picks them from a stadium of 76,000 people… similar to a crowd I performed to in Sydney, Australia when I was on my 1989 World Tour. It was a really great tour. It was very successful and I think it was one of… if not the most successful tour of 2015? Two hundred fifty million, seven hundred thirty three thousand and ninety seven dollars is a nice guess of how much it grossed, I think. But yeah, yeah.
Shy Sally is so shy, she cannot even ___ in public!
Date in public because she’s SO overexposed! OR… can’t even issue summons to the fan-people I’m suing! That’s how shy she is! But she’s in my #SQUAD so she’s totally a badass now! She’s making her deliveries now! Maybe you’ll see her later, Chanel! |
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Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton, and I need another drink, because **** you America. I spent my life trying to help people in America, and you decide to elect Lord of the Toupee's over me. Not even Pixel would dare touch that wig. I wanted to bring America forward, and be stronger together. I had every pop girl on my side, besides that snake, and I don't mean Alaska. Is my drink here yet?
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
I said the water in Flint, Michigan. Y'all deserve that. F**K YOU MICHIGAN!
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
Interns! I'd be screwed without my interns to write my drags for me. I'm more of a Snapchat girl, myself. Those delete all on their own.
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
Hatred for the electoral college, BECAUSE I WON THE ****ING POPULAR VOTE!
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
Crazy Carrie reminds me of people I know that support an Orange Fanta looking motherf**ker. Let me pivot this to Pennsylvania. WHAT THE ****? I thought y'all had my back. Take your Liberty Bell and shove it. Brotherly Love my ass. You think the Oompa Loompa King wants to be your brother?
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
**** you. Mary doesn't have to brush her hair if she doesn't feel like it. I rarely brush mine, because it gets hair all over my pantsuit. Y'all probably think I'm wearing one right now, WRONG.
No pants. No pantsuit.
Shy Sally is so shy, she can't even ___ in public!
She can't even walk in public, because men and LESBIANS are going try and grab her p***y! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, AMERICA.
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Reality superstar..
Tiffany Pollard
The original HBIC is in the building
Dirty Diana.
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
A ****ing bath.
Maybe I can find a nurse to help with that. *looks to Nellie* Sir can you help Diana
her vagina stinks
Bitchy Bettie.
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
*****
I think she's an undercover lesbian.
Sad Sarah.
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
Lube
Now Sarah take that lube and take a *****
and **** your ***** up you sad ass bitch
Crazy Carrie.
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
just being there... with open arms..
and open legs..
and an open mouth
stiff dicks are always welcomed
 Hairy Mary.
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
I don't know, but that bitch needs to fetch me a drink
Shy Sally.
Shy Sally is so shy, she canoo't even ___ in public!
She can't even queef. Her ***** loose.
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Chanel: The comedy icon Joan Rivers is here with us today! How are you doing, Joan?
Chanel, it is so good to be here. Can we talk? I was getting my throat procedure and everything faded away. I thought Bill Cosby slipped something in my mojito, but no. I saw the white light, and I started walking towards it. I'm so ugly, I got close to it and they turned it off. It's true! Melissa tried to donate my body to science, but the only place that would take it was Tupperware.
Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is...
Chanel, I said a power washer. Diana was so dirty, they could barely clean her out of the road tunnel. The people's princess was dirtier than Kylie Jenner's STD test results. There were more brains in the place than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling.
Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their...
She snatches their will to live. Who the **** cares about Bitchy Bettie? Can we talk? She's about as welcome as Mel Gibson at a bar mitzvah. Only God can judge you, Bettie? Well, I had a word with him last week. He thinks you're a *****.
Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries...
Sad Sarah is so sad, she cries dust. She's that dried out, and I know about dried out. My ***** is drier than the Sahara. It's a sponge. If Whitney had as dry a ***** as me, she would still be alive today. You got to moisturize, Sarah.
Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by...
I put "shows them her Oraquick commercial." Can we talk about that Carrie Messiah? If I saw Carrie's runways lying in a pile on my white carpet, I'd punish my dog. Thank goodness she's working for a Ph.D. because giving her a copy of Vogue is like giving Stevie Wonder a 3D TV.
Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with...
This Mary needs a special tool to brush her hair? I think you have bigger problems, darling. Your best birth control is just to leave the lights on.
Shy Sally is so shy, she canoo't even ___ in public!
Sally can't even go out in public at all. And you know who else shouldn't go out in public? Donald ****ing Trump. Thank God I died last year, because this year would've knocked me deader than the look in Hillary's eyes over there. Trump won the election and Halsey is #1 on the charts. I haven't seen this much **** since Chanel tried to douche.
And the winner is... Dame Rose! Join us next time on Snatch Game.
Thanks for having me, Chanel! If you'll excuse me, I have to blow St. Peter to get back to heaven.
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Poor Allure being after Evita so her collapses aren't working
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Episode 5
Snatch Game - The Runway
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I'm serving Elizabethan maiden of the dark arts whose pact with the Devil (Pixel is a successful drag queen) has gone too far. My hair has fallen out, I've grown horns and mama, I think I'm being hanged tonight after this runway. |
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Runway
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Elizabethan Era wedding dress
Elizabethan era heels
Subtle brown-red eyeshadow
Full body white paint
White rose bouquet
White eye contacts
Elizabethan era-inspired white wig
Elegant Elizabethan black choker necklace
My love, my love, my love
Oh how I'd stay up every night
I was happy to keep waiting...
My love, my love, my love
Oh how I gave and gave and gave
You were happy to keep taking...
My love, my love, my love
If I'd known you loved another
I'd been happy to let you go...
My love, my love, my love
I was shocked to have discovered
You were cheating inside our home...
My love, my love, my love
Oh how I cried and cried and cried
You weren't happy here with me...
My love, my love, my love
Oh how I screamed, screamed, screamed
You thought you'd got rid of me...
My love, my love, my love
Oh how I wait up every night
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Elizabethan Eleganza:
I am in LOVE with this dress! The shape is classic Elizabethan era. The shoulder ruffles I wanted to look like fire feathers. Being the Elizabethan era, it's hard to be a *****. So what I did was have the front of the dress be the opening so it would be easy access to my bussy. The cleavage is exposed with a black heart pendant because I will sit on your **** one minute then ditch you for the next **** the next minute. Whenever I think of "Elizabethan", I think of older women, so I have a grey wig with a black crown. The look is complete with a feather fan that looks like I am holding a torch! The heels a pointed and laced up to my knees to give that real, Elizabethan prostitute look!  |
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My look for this challenge is serving Queen of Hearts, if I haven't captured your heart already then I'm about to do it with this look. Heart on the hair, heart on the collar, heart on the neckline and hearts on my rod. I'm serving regal monarch bitch fish ready to execute the first person that doesn't compliment me (@judges). Bow down, knaves.
...and once I reach the end of the runway the gown opens up to reveal
Now I'm serving you some real Tangerine looks. This is the Queen about to retire to her chambers with her hunky captain of the guards look. I'm giving rique harlot with some geometric dimensions henny. You may also recognise this look from my 1578 Playboy cover, ruffled a lot of feathers and powdered wigs. Wait til I turn around and y'all see the real reason I'm the queen of hearts. Bam. Thank you plague doctor 90210! |
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Originally posted by Eve Saint Laurence
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The theme for this week's runway was probably actually one of my favorites. I've been slacking with my runways by not sending them in, but I thought I'd actually participate and do one this week. I'm serving Queen of something I'm not sure of!
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Originally posted by Kunty Clarkson
Runway Entry: Armored Up!
This is from Gareth Pugh's S/S 2012 collection, inspired by the Elizabethan era. The armored look draws from the power silhouettes, which were often pointed and triangular. The hair, a soft up-do in a bow to show the contrast of the Elizabethan era between masculinity and femininity. The purple, for a pop of color, also representing royalty, with pointed and angular make up and accessories to tie back to the dress. |
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Originally posted by MoonChild
Elizabethan Era
Raven Queen Eleganza
Elizabethan Era Outfit Description
A group of ravens live in the Tower of London. Legend holds that if they ever escape, the crown and country will fall. I find the tale fascinating, so my runway is based on that.
This outfit is giving you modern Elizabethan realness. The silhouette is right and the make-up is dreamlike. My talon nails are ready to cut a bitch. I'm strolling down the runway like a moving painting. I'm the raven queen, and everywhere I look is my domain.
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Originally posted by Cybella Sabotage
Located with her talent: In Paint. |
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what is with these long ass responses
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Right? Damn! Some of these (I feel) are WAY too long...
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Canoo't
How did this happen
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Oooooooo... ****! I LOVE Allure's runway! 
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