Debe ser el perfume que usas
O el agua con la que te bañas
Pero cada cosita que haces
A mí me parece una hazaña
Evita Kirchner came to this competition with little-to-none hype. Selected as the penultimate queen, she barely made it to ATRL's Drag Race.
Me besaste esa noche
Cual si fuera el único día de tu boca
Cada vez que me acuerdo
Yo siento en mi pecho el peso de una roca
Her language and cultural barriers, her unfriendly attitude on the Drag Race Main Thread and her failure at the first challenge began to pave her way as a filler queen.
Son tus ojos marrones
Con esa veta verdosa
Es tu cara de niño
Y esa risa nerviosa
And her misunderstood aesthetics were collecting boots, reaching its peak at the actual Aesthetics challenge.
I'm addicted to you
Porque es un vicio tu piel
Baby I'm addicted to you
Quiero que te dejes querer
But despite that, there's a fire in Evita that not every queen has. Evita was a substantial part of her winning team on the Cruise challenge and killed the Lip Sync challenge by her own merit, despite all forecasts.
I'm addicted to you
Porque es un vicio tu piel
Baby I'm addicted to you
Quiero que te dejes querer
She brought drama to the series and her constant participation helped raiting's maintaining.
Por el puro placer de flotar
Ahora si me llevó la corriente
Ya no puedo dormir ni comer
Como lo hace la gente decente
But she's not a cold-hearted bitch who the public will like to see sashaying. Evita's good by nature, she's a queen for the people, she's and advocate for the poor, the disabled and the marginalized. She's willing to help whoever needs it without anything in exchange. In fact, in the last challenge when she flopped, she was taking care of a friend's 1-year-old children, whose mother had a life-threatening mental breakdown, so her mind wasn't really there.
Tu recuerdo ha quedado
Así como un broche prendido a mi almohada
Y tú en cambio que tienes memoria de pez
No te acuerdas de nada
But she never makes excuses, she takes constructive criticism and applies it. I can argue with some judges but at the end of the day, I acknowledge their position and try to take some notes to be a better drag queen.
Son tus manos de hombre
Y el olor de tu espalda
Lo que no tiene nombre
Lo logró tu mirada
I know I am what you're looking for. I am ATRL's Next Drag Superstar. I surprised all the people who didn't believe I was gonna pass Week 2. Until last challenge, my growth has been exponential. This was just a drop, but my journey isn't over.
I'm addicted to you
Porque es un vicio tu piel
Baby I'm addicted to you
Quiero que te dejes querer
I have never been on the Bottom 2, or have had bad performances three weeks in a row. In fact, I was High for two consecutive challenges.
I'm addicted to you
Porque es un vicio tu piel
Baby I'm addicted to you
Quiero que te dejes querer
And most importantly, I have never non-submitted an entry or a runway. Because you'll never know if you never try, showing up is the first step to make things done. And that should be rewarded instead of simply giving up.
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Originally posted by vergeofobscene
I don't intend to fill your ears (or eyes) with bs. I'm gonna give you the full, honest truth. Whether I shantay or sashay, at least I can say I gave it all I've got.
I got into this competition by the skin of my teeth. At first, I was rejected, but I didn't stop there. I was the only queen that still had the drive to get in so I put on my big girl 6 inch stilettos and gave it another go. And you know what? I snatched the very last spot and was labeled as the 'Waitlist Queen'. And I was damn proud of that title. To me, that title said I kept ****ing going & I got it.
Now, I'm sure you're going to compare my run to Evita's this season and see that mine has so far been abysmal. I've been safe, low & in the bottom 2 twice, even though the first time was utter ********. Now, as much as that sucks, it doesn't mean that this should be the end of the road for me. I know I have potential and I know that I can kick ****ing ass but I've been struggling. I've turned out some sick runways & I've submitted challenge entries that, to be fair, were pretty "meh". But this is all new to me. I'm a baby compared to some of these seasoned queens but whatever. It doesn't excuse the lousiness. What I'm asking for is a chance to prove you wrong. To prove to all the queens here that a "baby" such as me can turn it out and deserves to be here.
And not just for myself but for all the waitlist queens out there that never got a shot here. I want this, despite what I've shown. And I know I have this fire that you desire. Just let me show you.
Sincerely, Angel Oleander
PS I'm not an annoying ****ing lunatic like Evita so that has grounds to keep me right there.
Angel Oleander
Ladies, I have made my decision.
Evita Kirchner,
.
Eva Perón was not an insufferable bitch. She was admirable, she was headstrong, and above all, she was lovable. Don't fret now, darling. You have hope for a better mañana.
Angel Oleander. As our resident waitlist queen, you weren't lesser than any of our other girls here. You still showed us that even if we didn't think you had the chops to make the competition, you could still sprout your way into it. With some tender love and care, some water and some sunshine, I know you can bloom after this. Now,
My Terrible Ten, some of you have already displayed some bad attitudes about this game. Let's hope you can do better as someone else.
Thank you C/H/A/N/E/L for giving me another chance, I'll do my best to be on pair of this amazing drag queens.
I'm disappointed and discouraged of being perceived as an annoying ****ing lunatic, but I'll try, from now on, to focus all the passion I have on the challenges and runways, not in arguing and opening up my feelings, because clearly you don't like realness, you just like the full illusion.
Thank you C/H/A/N/E/L for giving me another chance, I'll do my best to be on pair of this amazing drag queens.
I'm disappointed and discouraged of being perceived as an annoying ****ing lunatic, but I'll try, from now on, to focus all the passion I have on the challenges and runways, not in arguing and opening up my feelings, because clearly you don't like realness, you just like the full illusion.
Oh, no, believe me, I like the drama (at least, I think it's safe to admit that now). But sometimes raving about things in anger when you don't know what you're talking about isn't the tea. Like the riggory accusations were actually laughable.
Though, focusing on the challenges is a great thing instead; many challenge wins have come from a bitch channeling their heat into that instead of... other outlets.
You girls are going to give us your best celebrity impersonations, from the look to the lingo gurr. Per the show, you will be submitting an introductory and closing statement (few sentences max), and filling in blanks in a set of sentences (these will be sent out after everyone has chosen a character). All of your responses should be in character! If you'd like, take things even further by adopting the persona on ATRL, changing your avatar, user titles, etc. The Challenge PM should include all of your required text, along with anything else you'd like the judges to know about your transformation.
Sign up for a celebrity using the form below, no repeats:
1. Allure - Tiffany "New York" Pollard
2. Tangerine - Mariah Carey
3. Evita Kirchner - Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
4. MoonChild - Joan Rivers
5. Nellie Boddum - Kim Kardashian-West
6. Eve Saint Laurence - Taylor Swift
7. Pixel Dark - Dan Schneider
8. Nina Williams - Lady Gaga
9. Kunty Clarkson - Hillary Clinton
10. Cybella Sabotage - Bianca del Rio
For winning last challenge, Allure gets prioritized pick of celebrities; should someone else choose what she wanted before she realizes this, she's allowed to take that celebrity from the person, leaving them to choose someone else.
Runway
Your runway theme this week is Elizabethan Eleganza. Wow us, ladies; show us your collars, poofs and voluminous gowns.
Entries must be PM'd to me by Thursday, November 10th @ 5:00 PM CST.
Oh, we have to have characters before the PM gets sent out? Guess I'll have to think of which popstar is the most boring and unlikable and snatch game them. I'd only have to be myself then.