If the divas of pop were restaurants...
Britney:
Reason? Ultimately superior to the other girls even at her shittiest. They could put rat **** in their dough and pop pimples in our cheese, but ultimately the lessor restaurants know what's up and stay in their bloodclot lane.
Lady Gaga:
Better ingredients, better pizza indeed. Gaga stans claim her music and sheer unrivaled talent as her claim to fame, but when it comes down to it, it's just the bells-and-whistles. A worthy opponent to the UN****WITHABLE Pizza Hut, but nonetheless a rookie.
Christina Aguilera:
Madonna:
'Nuff said.
Mariah:
Nice enough legacy but nobody really wants to **** with it.
Janet:
Beyaki:
Worldwide & renowned, but ultimately not as good as the competition. Years of branding have worked to its favor, however, and ultimately bows are in place no matter what slapdash sandwich they consider innovative or sammich of the year.
Ciara:
Local, but everyone knows what's up.
Ke$ha:
Messy. Immediate. Cheap.
Rihanna:
Thinly veiled, and more upscale, but still messy. Ask Breezy.
Kelly Clarkson:
HOT. DOG. EATING. CONTEST.
Make restaurant avi's with your corresponding fave.
