yes, i am 98
yes, i am skinnier than you
yes, i can run faster than you
yes, i look better than you
yes, you are ugly
yes, you have to watch your man around me
yes, you are dumber than ME
no, i didn't participate in jim crow so stop ****ing asking me.


how do you feel about this ageist site and how mean it can be towards POOA (people of old age)?

i am open to questinos

We want proof, Sin
Show us a picture

come show me how to work this damned camera

rude boy, can you get it up?

i have a few

1) Whats your (full) name?
2) How old are you?
3) Whats your Birthday?
4) What starsign does that make it?
5) Whats your favourite colour?
6) Whats your lucky number?
7) Do you have any pets?
8) Where are you from?
9) How tall are you?
10) What shoe size are you?
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
14) and what would your hero name be?
15) and what outfit would you wear?
16) What was your last dream about?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
20) What talents do you have?
21) Can you juggle?
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
24) Are you psychic in any way?
25) Are you a good dancer?
26) Are you a good singer?
27) Are you a good cook?
28) Are you a good artist?
29) Are you a good listener?
30) Are you a good public speaker?
31) Are you a good babysitter?
32) Are you a good mechanic?
33) Are you a good diplomat?
34) Are you a good employee?
35) Are you a good dresser?
36) Are you a good swimmer?
37) Are you a good skier?
38) Are you a good lover?
39) Are you a good musician?
40) Are you a good comedian?
41) Are you a good cleaner?
42) Are you a good actor?
43) Are you a good writer?
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
48) What was your favourite holiday?
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
50) Can you tap dance?
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?
52) Whats your favourite sport?
53) Whats your favourite food?
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
55) Whats your favourite film?
56) Whats your favourite song?
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
59) Whats your favourite TV program?
60) Whats your favourite boyband?
61) Whats your favourite girl group?
62) What would be your ideal partner?
63) Do you want children?
64) Do you want a church wedding?
65) Are you religious?
66) Do you like reality TV programs?
67) Do you like TV talent shows?
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
70) How many hats do you own?
71) Are you any good at pool?
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
75) Have you ever been on TV?
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?
78) Have you ever done something heroic?
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
81) What would be your best achievement to date?
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
84) Have you ever built a snowman?
85) Have you ever been sledging?
86) Have you ever flown a kite?
87) What colour socks are you wearing?
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
89) Have you ever been famous?
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?
92) How big is your TV?
93) What is your most essential appliance?
94) What type of music do you like?
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?
97) What position do you often sleep in?
98) What do you wear to bed?
99) How big is your house?
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
102) Do you like scary movies?
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
107) Have you ever tried archery?
108) Whats your favourite condement?
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
111) Whats your least favourite word?
112) What was the last film you saw?
113) What football team do you support?
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
116) Do you have any scars?
117) Do you like marmite?
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
123) Are you scared of flying?
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
127) Are you reliable?
128) Are you proud of yourself?
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
131) Do you hold grudges?
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?
135) Have you ever played conkers?
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
137) Are you much of a gambler?
138) Are you much of a daredevil?
139) Are you a good liar?
140) Are you a good judge of character?
141) Are you any good at charades?
142) How long could you go without talking?
143) What has been your worst haircut/style?
144) Can you iceskate?
145) Can you summersault?
146) Whats your favourite joke?
147) Whats been your best present?
148) Whats been your worst present?
149) Have you ever sleepwalked?
150) Can you build a house of cards?
151) Whats your favourite TV advert?
152) Can you play poker?
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?
155) Have you ever baked your own cake?
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?
158) What would be your dream sandwich?
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
160) Can you do any accents other than your own?
161) Do you have a strong local accent?
162) Whats your favourite accent?
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?
168) What do you like on your toast?
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
170) How do you have your eggs?
171) Whats your favourite saying?
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?
173) and did you win?
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
175) What do you have on your fridge door?
176) Do you love or hate myspace?
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
186) What was your favourite birthday?
187) Can you curl your tounge?
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
189) What would be your dream car?
190) Are you left or right handed?
191) What was the last book you read?
192) What was the last song you danced to?
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
198) Are you scared of spiders?
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?

the fact that your signature is "certified hoe" makes this so much better

I can't read this because i'm too busy streaming Starving on Spotify

hmm you can work a computer well enough to register for a music forum and even buy its premium upgrade but not work a camera? iconic.

yes. i can get it up better than those who are even 1/10th of my age!!!

How much will you take to sell me your kidneys?

my lazy daughter mary set this **** up for me. she said i needed something to do besides yelling at squirrels all day.

whats the secret to longevity?

Give me yours i will send money in the mail for them, and im good on my word you can ask my chiropractor because i've been late on a few payments with her, she doesn't seem to mind she is nice, and she lets me pay late but i have heard of paypall but you can send me your kidneys and i will send you money for them later im good for it, if you dont believe me ask my chiropractor sharon

i've secretly been wearing vagasil all this time

i smelll like vagina but it's worth it

be my sugar daddy?

But what if I don't have any.

do you wear diapers?

back in my day the prostitutes wanted money and now they want sugar. this generation is so obsessed with candy and sweets and aw i just find it absolutely sickenin

nothing comes out of there anymore its just dust

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Also do you stan your theme song