This week, you took us on a the gayest cruise you lot could. Some were... played rather straight. And others took some leaps of faith. You competed as teams, and as such, you will be judged the same way. The winner of this challenge also has won safety for her entire team, and that bitch, who sailed the seven seas of jizz is...
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Tangerine
Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge. You've won a year's supply of Chapstick, a 50 pack of bobby pins and nothing else.
Eve Saint Laurence, Evita Kirchner, Gigi Prescott, Kunty Clarkson, MoonChild and Pixel Dark, you are all safe as well. You may leave the stage.
As for Team One... There's still a few bones to pick with you lot. We'll get to you in a moment.
Team One... Seven of you stand before me. Some of you weren't bad; you were just left on the wrong team. And some of you had the wrong idea, and steered your cruise off course. And some of you sure crashed and burned.
Would the following queens step forward:
Cybella Sabotage
Nellie Boddum
Nina Williams
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You three are safe. You may leave the stage.
Which leaves four queens before me...
Angel Oleander, this week, the judges weren't too keen on your down-to-earth runway this week, and it seems your job as this cruise's lookout was overlooked. Allure, you thought you were guiding your team to treasure, but you lured them into the deep end, and we simply won't stand for that... If you're going to be a team leader, lead them correctly. But you're safe... for now. Which means, Angel Oleander, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Harajuku Fuqyu, this week, you shared your responsibility with Allure, and we can say that Helen Keller would've made a better captain than you two. Diamond de la Roux, you did absolutely nothing this week, and while I may think your nothing was better than some people's something, we simply won't allow that. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination...
HOWEVER:
Angel Oleander and Diamond de la Roux...
In light of Harajuku getting herself banned mid-competition (again), neither of you will actually be lip syncing. You'll still have been considered in the bottom 2, and you both will have to live with that stain on your runs, but no lip syncs are being submitted, and neither of you will be going home.
Harajuku Fuqyu, we had high hopes for you. And I wish I could come up with something punnier for you, but you're too much of a kawaii cornball for me to do that. Hopefully, you'll be able to fully commit to something in the future.
My Titillating Twelve, just you wait until you see what's in store; but can any of you really perform? Get ready to show us what you've got.
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