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Discussion: The 1987 Rebellion Rate: Winner revealed!
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#10 - Smooth Criminal
Average: 8.40217
Highest score: 10 (Fuzzylilkisses, Latinazza, Paul McCartney, Pink Matter, slw84, Tom Vercetti)
Lowest score: 0 (conatus)
As he came into the window,
It was the sound of a crescendo,
He came into her apartment,
He left the bloodstains on the carpet... | 
Wicked calls it "top 5-ish of MJ's career, but the star here is King Quincy. Those drums, though! And obviously... Annie is not OK Michael, stop asking." Latinazza said she was "giving this a 10 to offset Connor's likely score of a zero. [Am I that obvious?!] Apart from the annoying yet iconic "Annie are you OK?" lyric this isn't as bad as some want to make it." Well, I appear to be alone on not liking this one; the second-lowest score was a 5 from Reverie, and we were the only people to give it less than a 7.75! I just hate it. Buyonce1814 says, "I feel like this is one of those songs where the song isn't bad but the video makes it seem much greater than it is. 9 for the nostalgia."
And just like that, MJ is out!
All Smooth Criminal scores
Participant
Ace Reject
alkralkra
Buyonce1814
conatus
Fuzzylilkisses
Kang.
KingKunta
Latinazza
madonnas
minho
Paul McCartney
Pink Matter
PrinceMichaelFan
Reverie
Skywalker
slw84
StonedSoulPicnic
Subomie
supaspaz
Theus
TheWayWeWere
Tom Vercetti
Vilppu
Wicked | Score
N/A
8.5
9
0
10
9
9
10
8
7.75
10
10
8
5
9
10
8
9
9
8
8.5
10
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Let me run and hide because...

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A great sing, as evidenced by the universal acclaim.

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if one bad score was enough to drag this down then  prince
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Quote:
Originally posted by Subomie
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george next
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Not yet!
#9 - Starfish And Coffee
Average: 8.45
Highest score: 10 (alkralkra, Kang., KingKunta, Latinazza, PrinceMichaelFan, StonedSoulPicnic, Wicked)
Lowest score: 5 (Buyonce1814)
Cynthia had a happy face,
Just like the one she'd draw on every wall in every school,
But it's alright, it's for a worthy cause... | Low-key didn't expect this one to make it this far. "Starfish And Coffee" was co-written by Susannah Melvoin, one of the vocalists of The Family, who Prince wrote "Nothing Compares 2 U" about.
"I've never really been sure if I like this song or not," says Buyonce1814. "It has a great melody but then some of the lyrics in the chorus..." On the other hand, Latinazza says, "Another gem from an awesome album. Those lyrics are adorable." Kang. says, "I was always under the impression that this was a sexual song, even after I'd listened to the album a couple of times, until one fateful day I actually paid attention to it and... Surprise! The least sexual song ever."
All Starfish And Coffee scores
Participant
Ace Reject
alkralkra
Buyonce1814
conatus
Fuzzylilkisses
Kang.
KingKunta
Latinazza
madonnas
minho
Paul McCartney
Pink Matter
PrinceMichaelFan
Reverie
Skywalker
slw84
StonedSoulPicnic
Subomie
supaspaz
Theus
TheWayWeWere
Tom Vercetti
Vilppu
Wicked | Score
9
10
5
7
6
10
10
10
9.5
8.55
6
8
10
9
9.25
9
10
8
8
8
7.5
8
7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Subomie
if one bad score was enough to drag this down then  prince
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Just you wait.

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like...
above It, Play in the Sunshine, Ballad of Dorothy Parker, Housequake etc? 
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That zero was uncalled for.
And still it made it to the top ten.

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Good, Strange Relationship next.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Subomie
like...
above Ballad of Dorothy Parker? 
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Right?
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An 8?? Subomie has no taste
And I'm still pissed about the Gospel of Mary Magdalene Parker being out so early. This rate was sad.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vilppu
Good, Strange Relationship next.
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nope, thats the second best song in the rate
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#8 has me fuming a bit because it's my second-favourite on the album. 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vilppu
Good, Strange Relationship next.
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Not just yet, my love!
Next page pls.
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I hope it's not Adore, IIWYG or Slow Luv.
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mess, i didn't win in this rate
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if its my 11 i am writing a strongly worded email
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Bumpitty Bump hoes

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